the.kenzo.experience

I am.

Watcha watching?

Day of the dead.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
Porn

😆

Eugh...I'm already at work.

At least after work tonight I'm getting ****ed up with my buddy Jack Daniels.

How coincedental. Friday night, I'm getting ****ed up with my new buddy, Gin/Rum/Vodka/Wine combo🙂

I'm getting drunk tomorrow.

Yak!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Not getting drunk tonight afterall.

In a really shitty mood right now. ****ing women can go straight to hell, you're all crazy ****ing bitches who don't know what the **** you want.

GRRRRRRRR! Good thing I live so close to work. They are calling me back in because we just got a shipment of propane. We were told we wouldn't have any until next week. Lying ****tards.

Originally posted by the.kenzo
Not getting drunk tonight afterall.

In a really shitty mood right now. ****ing women can go straight to hell, you're all crazy ****ing bitches who don't know what the **** you want.

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
maybe you should turn to men 😉

**** that. I'm not a faggle like the Welsh.

Drinks are back on for tonight! w00t

And drinks are back off...wtf people?!

shrug

At least I know I'm getting blitzed tonight.

My brother and I were talking about Jack, Bacardi, Smirnoff, and some other drinks he bought, and my dad goes "I thought you wanted Margarita's". So I said "I want it all!" He then talked to me about how I shouldn't get so drunk and not to mix drinks. "I've been there, trust me." I was just like "Yeah, I've been there too...and I've built up an immunity to mixing drinks and I can easily hold my liquor now."

My dad's just a lightweight.

😂

I only drink beer.

Beer takes too long to get me drunk, and I end up having to piss like a race horse.

Give me hard alcohol.