the.kenzo.experience

Liquor makes me throw up.

Lightweight!

Nuh-uh!

Originally posted by the.kenzo
Beer takes too long to get me drunk, and I end up having to piss like a race horse.

Give me hard alcohol.

damn ****ing skippy 😎

Originally posted by Draper682
damn ****ing skippy 😎

This guy knows what's up!

I apologize in advance if I drunk text any of you guys tonight.

Bring on the alcohol abuse!

Originally posted by the.kenzo
Bring on the alcohol abuse!

Originally posted by dadudemon
Why, do you have LOTS of booboos? 313

Not me, the bottles. I kicked the shit out of them.

Originally posted by the.kenzo
Not me, the bottles. I kicked the shit out of them.

Well, the bottles don't have to pewp now, I guess.

They are pewp free.

Grandma needs to call soon so I can get Grandpa ready for bed, so I can come home and start drinking.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer.

Originally posted by the.kenzo
This guy knows what's up!

Kinda disappointed that I wans't able to have my Gin/Rum/Vodka/Wine mix tonight for New Years, but it's okay, since I'll have all tommorw night to get drunk and a free day to stay passed out on my couch. Bring it on!

I'mn pretty drunk rght mow. Ha way too muxh whiskry but i'm goning back for more sooon

Gotta love alcohol

Originally posted by Draper682
Gotta love alcohol

I was pretty messed up last night, but I remember all of it.

I was too.

Gettin messed up tonight

I ended up completely ****ed last night. Ended up yakking.

At least you had a good time

Indeed. I was on webcam with one girl (nothing sexual, just making her laugh), while on the phone with another girl.

****in awesome 😎