Wizard/Mutant/Cop/Jumper/Jedi/Sith/Brawn battle!!!!

The following teams go at it, all out, balls to the wall:

Team one:
1. Bellatrix Lestrange (All her powers and a wand)
2. Nightcrawler (Unarmed, mutant powers)
3. Martin Riggs (Two Beretta 9mm, MP5)
4. Griffin (Jumper, flamethrower)
5. Darth Maul (Full force powers, saber)
6. Riddick (Knives knives knives. Knives all over him, one Necromonger energy weapon))

Team two:
1. Voldemort (All his powers and wand)
2. Pyro (Mutant powers)
3. John McClane (Two Glock 9mm, MP5)
4. Rice Bowl (Jumper, unarmed)
5. Anakin Skywalker (ROTS, before Vader mode, force and saber)
6. Marv (Lucille, hatchet, and his mitts)
They can use only the weapons/powers I listed, no starfighters, zippos or SUV's 😉

Fight takes place in Minute maid field, at halftime, as the Houston Texans are losing 42-0 to the New England Patriots. The fight is limited to the football field. If a combatant steps off the field, or is thrown/pushed/whatever off the field, they are disqualified.

Team 2 has the luckiest son of a ***** ever, a brick, two very powerful douchbags and a very powerful mutant. Everything Team 1 can do, they can do better.

Anakin force suddenly and unexpectedly pushes team A off pitch.
Team B wins.

McClane scratches his head, looks at his teammates with raised eyebrows and kinda just goes home feeling denied.

The cops die pretty fast here, man haermm Both of them.

I think it'll come down to Voldemort and Nightcrawler. Maybe Maul and Anakin, if things go their way.

Marv, well, a death spell or Griffin's flamethrower will do him in. Riddick? Much as I like him, he gets fried by Pyro, or decapped by Annie.

The force push/disqualification for your team was enough.

But as they say: "He who Riggs and runs away lives to Riggs another day"

But other scenario:

McClane shoots through Bella (heashots) and Riddick in one typically violent and jammy shot as Anakin Force Chokes Nightcrawler then throws his sabre through Riggs.
Atthe same time Pyro sets Riggs and Griffin on Fire,
Marv dies taking out Maul, like Donnie in TBL.
The jumper dude has a coffee and a cigarette and is impressed by the carnage and decisive victory.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nah, theres no need to kill Riggs. (McClane would live anyways)

The force push/disqualification for your team was enough.

But as they say: "He who Riggs and runs away lives to Riggs another day"

He wont.

He dies.

Holly weeps.

Lucy is hot though.

The force push disqualification rule works both ways, you know.

Yeah but Mac's team did it first 😛

I aint saying Mac's team doesnt win, only that Mac and Riggs are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY out of their league and element here.

Well Pyro can directly effect a whole team with his powerset.

McClane managed to kill two guys with oune shot just now. Give the guy a break.... 😛

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Well Pyro can directly effect a whole team with his powerset.

Who's Bellatrix? I'm not an expert on anything Potter-related. 😛

She was the b**ch who got surprise headshotted along with Riddick by McClane. 😛

Thats all I know.

Goth looking chick in black, at :15, the one who apparates in black smoke. At 1:00 to 1:10, the two wizards that are flying around in white and black smoke, she is the black smoke, you can hear her cackling. At 1:25, the one who death spells Sirius.

YouTube video

She is droolio

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
She was the b**ch who got surprise headshotted along with Riddick by McClane. 😛

Thats all I know.

It just seems that way.

...But he did take out those two in this thread. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Darth Martin
McClane runs this forum it seems.

Seems not just him too.

I aint sayin' nuttin'. Rob and sadako are good guys, they just place a bit too much faith in him.

This faith as you describe it is based on onscreen evidence.

All that matters is he is better than Riggs, anyways... 😛