Wizard/Mutant/Cop/Jumper/Jedi/Sith/Brawn battle!!!!

Started by Sadako of Girth3 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
McClane runs shit, sadako likes to swing from his nut hair like curious George.

No.... I float.

We all float, here.

Someday you'll float too.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
No.... I float.

We all float, here.

Someday you'll float too.

Why do you

post like this?

Its kinda

weird.

But hey

Bewbz.

Its trying to emulate the delivery of the timing line.

Ok.

If you say so.

Thats it.

Now youve got it.

Use it wisely. 🙂

Can....

you......

imagineeeeee......

how bad...........

thiswouldbe....!

As a habit forrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

William Shatner...? 😛

To McClane and Riggs:

YES! 😄 ...with McClane doleing it out...

..And Riggs having to absorb it.

Nah, they both take it up the ass. Friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied bacon!!

Nah while Riggs takes thoroughly in the ass, McClane, played of course by pulp fiction's Bruce Willis, goes and gets a Samaurai sword and (taking enough time to ensure Riggs is thoroughly raped) comes back and kills the rapist's buddy, and saves Riggs, who then calls Leo Getz round with Pliers and a blowtorch.

McClane then shoots both Riggs and Getz then goes back to listening to the Statler brothers and singing the Captain Kangaroo bit of flowers on the wall with relish and zeal.

And he does all this while on fire?

Riggs........... raped whilst on fire?
Noooooooooo.

Unless the rapist wanted his nether regions burned off, course.

Nice motiff though.

Wait, I forgot, McClane has fire retardant skin 🙄

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The force push/disqualification for your team was enough.

But as they say: "He who Riggs and runs away lives to Riggs another day"

But other scenario:

McClane shoots through Bella (headshots) and Riddick in one typically violent and jammy shot as Anakin Force Chokes Nightcrawler then throws his sabre through Riggs.
At the same time Pyro sets Riggs and Griffin on Fire,
Marv dies taking out Maul, like Donnie in TBL.
The jumper dude has a coffee and a cigarette and is impressed by the carnage and decisive victory.

"Reading is good". 😛

Aint no one left aliiiiiiiiiive to do any burning, on your side.

In Scenario A) Disqualified

In Scenario B) Everyone on team A is dead

But team B got there first with scenario A.

OK enough of this bullshit, my thread, my rules. Mac and Riggs are no longer in the battle.

New lineups:

Team one:
1. Bellatrix Lestrange (All her powers and a wand)
2. Nightcrawler (Unarmed, mutant powers)
3. Griffin (Jumper, flamethrower)
4. Darth Maul (Full force powers, saber)
5. Riddick (Knives knives knives. Knives all over him, one Necromonger energy weapon))

Team two:
1. Voldemort (All his powers and wand)
2. Pyro (Mutant powers)
3. Rice Bowl (Jumper, unarmed)
4. Anakin Skywalker (ROTS, before Vader mode, force and saber)
5. Marv (Lucille, hatchet, and his mitts)

****ing hell, man.

Well well welll.....Gimpage.

Im out.

As gimped threads are useless.

crylaugh What an *******. I remove your boyfriend and you ***** about gimpage. Get a life, man.

Nah, its just that you cannot agree to keep a thread 'as is' if you can't get your your own way.

I complain about your gimpage.....becauseeeeeee you keep ummmmmmmm gimping things...?

this doesn't help, but, team 2.

if you kind of mix it up a bit it might be a bit more fair for either teams...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The cops die pretty fast here, man haermm Both of them.

I think it'll come down to Voldemort and Nightcrawler. Maybe Maul and Anakin, if things go their way.

Marv, well, a death spell or Griffin's flamethrower will do him in. Riddick? Much as I like him, he gets fried by Pyro, or decapped by Annie.

Why do you always discredit Marv? You think Riddick can kill Marv, and now you're saying Marvs just gonna stand in the way of a ****in flame thrower lol. Jesus. Marv has alot of durability and is tough as **** to kill. It took TWO electrocutions to even put him down. Anyways Team 2 wins. Pretty handidly at that. ANd its NOT becuase Voldermort is on the team.

Anakin>Maul in Force and barely lighsabers.