Originally posted by Genesis
No, that's usually some lousy excuse he uses when enough people call his idiocy out.He'll pretend it was all some "trolling master plan." Of course, he still doesn't understand that he loses both ways because he looks like a fool in the end.
It's a double edged sword.
Of course, repeating what I said is also a good option.
-AC
Originally posted by Selphie
Do you really feel that getting into a fight is necessary? I mean, you have a wife and kids... I'd think that simple fact would stop you from putting yourself or another person in possible danger.
Which is another reason why a think a controlled bout would be fun and safer for both parties.
But, yes, I swallowed my pride and didn't go through with it.
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Of course, repeating what I said is also a good option.-AC
You implied it. I bluntly aired it.
You see, I made your post a work of art. I improved it. You can thank me later.
Originally posted by dadudemon
But, yes, I swallowed my pride and didn't go through with it.
Aw, how cute.
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
First off, the guy is active Army, still in college or got a late start, and he's cussing you out in front of school administrators??? Obviously this guy has screws loose. Maybe you are an annoying ass in class, but there's one of those in every class, so he should have not started shit with you and just dealt with it. Yes, I agree, he did start shit with you. I also agree, a guy such as yourself who has been in fights is going to have a hard time letting this go, no matter how lame or immature it is. I feel you there.
Very well founded insight and your understanding of where I am coming from is almost uncanny.
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Of course you should have simply looked at him like he was retarded and said, "What evs'," then ignored him. He is useless to your future and can only get you in trouble. But, the fact remains you like to fight, you are young, you CAN fight, and you are not going to let anyone walk all over you like that. Okay, I understand that.
Again, thanks for understanding. I did, however, swallow my pride and stopped the path.
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
With all that said, the biggest mistake you made was saying you were joking. You SHOULD feel like a pussy. What happened is you got scared. You got scared of screwing up your future, which is a sign of intelligence on your part. You have a wife, a kid (maybe kids,) I believe a house as well.... what were you thinking you dumb ass!!
Ugh.
You're right.
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I guess it's called evolution. You used to jump at the chance to fight, now you are finding yourself trying to get out of fights, and soon enough you will learn how to avoid situations in general that might lead to fights, so you are doing fine my friend.
Very well founded. And thanks.
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
What I think you should have done instead of telling him you were joking, is straight up told him he wasn't worth it and walked away.
This is probably exactly what I should have done. He really wasn't worth it. He's a loud mouth. I am far from the first person he has "offended" with his foul mouth and language. There are quite a few people that would like nothing more than to break his nose.
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
It's the hardest thing to do, and it'll mentally drive you nuts for a good three weeks, but after that, you realize you did the right thing.
Wow. Sounds like you're speaking from experience. It was REALLY hard last night, trying to calm down enough to go to bed. I left the situation, a p***y and a quitter...the exact opposite of what I am. However, if I had done what you said and told him that he wasn't worth it, in front of the professor and dean, they probably would have gained even more respect for that than myself just saying that we should take it outside.
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I think you should let it go at this point, don't offer to fight him MMA style or whatever, that shit is ridiculous, he would probably think of you as an even bigger pussy and just try to fight you right then and there.
But, that would be awesome! I could press charges. He would get assault and battery! Then I could by like every other person in the world who too p***y to fight! Hooray!
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
So from this point on, forget about it. Give it three weeks, you may get over it. However, if he taunts you throughout the rest of the year, if he mad dogs you at school, if he won't let it go, then you wait til' the last day of school, follow him out of the parking lot, pull up next to him and signal him to pull over, then get out of your car, pray there are no police around, and kick the living shit out of him. Once he's laying on the ground, spit in his face and say, "If you ever **** with me again, I"ll kill you." Then drive home, kiss your kids, eat dinner, watch some tv, put the kids to bed, and **** your wife.
Sounds like a plan.
I'd prefer to have a more "secure" bout that would require us to sign wavers, such as a ring fight. That way, I wouldn't have to fear legal repercussions.
dadudemon wrote on Mar 19th, 2009 05:42 AM:
HAHAHAHA.Dude, I don't think you have a clue.
"dadudemon" IS my troll account, douche. I think I made it quite obvious on how to better troll. I post here with another account, too. I'll let you try and figure that out.
You should take notes from me on how to better troll. Seriously. You kind of...suck at it sometimes. You do good at others.
Technically you didn't IMPROVE anything about my post.
You just said exactly the same thing with different words. No more or less blunt. Very confusing.
Anyway, yes. He just admitted to what I said he would admit to in the very beginning. A man who has a wife and kid spending time on a forum to immaturely troll, and is proud of it. Sad.
-AC
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Technically you didn't IMPROVE anything about my post.You just said exactly the same thing with different words. No more or less blunt. Very confusing.
Anyway, yes. He just admitted to what I said he would admit to in the very beginning. A man who has a wife and kid spending time on a forum to immaturely troll, and is proud of it. Sad.
-AC
You didn't need to capitalize "IMPROVE."
No, I didn't. I outright claimed he was a troll. You implied it. I can regurgitate the post as a reminder, if it helps.
Wait, he has a wife and a kid? And he's a mega troll?
Egad.
Originally posted by Ultimate Wil
I'm not sure if my advise helps, I say set up a boxing match and beat his ass IMO. Won't have to worry about him anymore then.
Yeah, this could ultimately be the best way to go about it, that is if it cannot absolutely be let go at this point, and if the other guy is actually game for that. This way dadudemon won't get arrested. However, I was once talking to this Australina guy and he said he got in a lot of bar fights in Australia because any guy who said, "Let's take this outside," he would just sucker punch them right there. 😬
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Fighting is a hobby? I don't think you meant that.
I guess all that time I put into MMA was something I didn't mean, right?
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Weird, because...So then you're a poser who has a childish obsession with hurting other people, yet you haven't done it since you were 17? The only thing more immature and sad than following through on a dumb obsession with fighting, is fantasising about living that lifestyle and acting like you live it.
Who said or implied anything about fantasizing about that lifestyle? Another mischaracterization. Tsk tsk. For shame.
So, a street fight that can get me put in jail is the same thing as an MMA fight, right?
Of course, you wouldn't know the first thing about fighting, though, would you?
And, I most certainly didn't follow through on a dumb obsession. 😉
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Just like the clarification of your points only comes when someone calls you on it, then you say "Duh".
Just for clarification, you can't regurgitate my same points that were made in my OP and then pretend as if they are yours.
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Still, if you have the desire to fight everytime someone pisses you off then I suggest therapy.
You're far from qualified to make a statement like that.
And, what pisses me off is far less than what pisses most people off.
You know, some things push my buttons. Yelling at the top of your lungs while cursing my out in front of my professors, while throwing physical threats at me, is certainly a way to press my buttons: immature or not.
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Might wanna get that looked at if you have a wife and kids. What message are you going to give your child? "Fighting is fun, you get an amazing feeling from punching someone in the face."? That's the fast track to raising a kid that becomes nothing but a thug, the kind of guy you described in your initial post.
You certainly shouldn't be giving out advice on how to raise children.
And, I already teach my son to not tolerate physical abuse from anyone. That includes hitting back. I haven't taught him that fighting is fun as that isn't something you can teach, it's something you like or don't like...or learn. Guess the only way you can find out?
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
If your kid could read your posts, what impression would he get of Daddy? "Fighting is a great and acceptable way to do things, he promotes it and frowns on people who take opposite stances.". Hmm.
I'll tell ya:
If and when my son gets scared at night because of a bad dream or something that went bump in the night, he asks for me. 😐 His uncle, my brother, asked him why, one day. My son's response, "Because my daddy can beat up the bad mans and kill the monsters and save me."
I guess you don't know the first thing about children.
Your child needs to know that you'll stick up for him or her. They need that security, especially when they get older.
And, yes, fighting can be an excellent way to settle things, especially if handled like gentlemen. (Like, going outside, knowing that below the belt and biting off flesh is unnacceptable, ending the fight when the other one gives or yields, etc. These are understood rules...not all people adhere to them, and Mr. Grumpy Pants doesn't seem like one of those.)
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Who is to say that I am not doing things that result in mental stimuli on here?
Umm...ditto?
But some think this is a waste of time and brain power. Just sayin'.
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I read, I write, I discuss. All more intellectual time investments than "RAWR I LIKE TO FIGHT, IT'S FUN! I MEAN, IT WAS...OF COURSE. I WOULDN'T KNOW, I HAVEN'T DONE IT SINCE I WAS 17, SO I POST AGGRESSIVELY!".
Your posts are more like, "WHERE'Z SOMEONE TO ARGUE WITH! I'M AN INTERNET BULLY WHO THINKGS I'M RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING! RAWR! WHERE'S TEH NEWBZ!"
Yet, we both know those characterizations are not quite accurate.
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Going to school doesn't mean anything.I can lead a horse to water, doesn't mean he's drinking.
The most intelligent post you've ever made. NOT.
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Precisely. So get laid instead of doing things with other men. You've got a wife and kid.In fact, I assume that IS how you spend that energy. So that just makes this obsession with fighting all the more dumb to me.
Again, this is your opinion.
And, yes, I do spend time with the wife. It's great.
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Oh yes, I wish I could express how impressed I am right now. I can't, because I'm not.
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
You fought last when you were 17, you said.
Street fight. Yes. 😐 I guess that wasn't obvious...but a little bit of deductive reasoning would have quickly lead to that conclusion. How could I continue with MMA, be quite good, be out of highschool, and still be younger than 17 when my Birthday is in June? There's always the option that I got passed up a grade...but I highly doubt you'd assume that about me. Am I right?
I've fought MANY times since I was 18. There were in controlled environments...and weren't spur of the moment street fights.
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
You know what that tells me? You have been shackled up with a wife and kid when you weren't done venting your childish, boyish idiocy. So you do it online via text.
Nah. More like, people here are generally cool and some have given great advice. Never hurts to ask you homies, even if they are in Cyber Space. You know, those same homies that you think are not really homies because "you'll never meet them in real life."
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Doesn't really negate what I said.-AC
Certainly does. 😉
Originally posted by dadudemon
I almost got into a fight today.The dude that wanted to fight said I was annoying the f*** out of him in class today.
The only thing I can think of is answering all of the professors questions, correctly, and accurately. This pisses people off sometimes. I don't know why...but it pisses people off. I makes class a lot faster if you just answer the professor's questions....if you don't the professor will go on and on and class will run the full time. And before anyone thinks it, this guy who wanted to punch me has a really high grade in class and knows a shit ton of IT stuff. I made two jokes in class: one that ripped on white people for killing and taking Native American lands (which he laughed at pretty hard, turned around, and told me that that was pretty funny...) and one was a Star Trek joke. (The joke was: The Prof. asked if we can Retrieve our data if we put it in a dangerous location...the question is most likely a trick question because we were talking about encryption. I told the Prof. "no" on purpose. The Prof. asked, "why." I said, "because we know that Data got blown up on the Scimitar shortly after he beamed aboard." I am in a classroom full of nerds, so a joke like that gets quite a few laughs...including from Mr. Grumpy pants.)
Class ended almost 2 hours early today, because I answered all of the professor's questions. It's normally a 3 hour class.
I was in the office of the "Dean" for Cyber Security, who was also the prof. in class today. I walked into his large office to let him know that I was going to log 2 hours of tutoring. (It's required for the scholarship. We have to log 2 hours of tutoring, on campus, every week.)
The Prof. said he would log my time in a sec and that he had to look at a student's schedule. There was another student , Mr. Grumpy Pants, on the other side of the office, talking with another professor at her desk. This student, who is active Army taking classes for a position or rank promotion, spoke up and said that the Prof. is changing his schedule because he can't stand another minute with me in class. He said that he he is not going to spend a whole semester in the fall with me. (We will have two classes together, next fall.) I said, "What?" He said that today in class, he almost turned around and punched me square in the face several times. He went on to say that I was so very annoying and that I pissed him off almost the whole class period.
I asked him if he was serious and he said, "Yes. You were sooo ****ing annoying." And continued on about something but I cut him off and said that we can go outside and take care of things if he wants to. He started to say something else about how annoying I was and wanting to hit me so I cut him off again and said, "let's go outside, b*tch." And I pointed towards the door and I signaled for him to follow.
Reaching outside was a long walk. And he wasn't following. I had plenty of time to think on the long walk to the door. I decided that this 37-year-old man, who weighs like 140lbs, was grossly out of shape, and is the loudest a**hole in class, is not worth it. I would lose my scholarship, get expelled, and possible get some jail time, depending on how the situation was handled. So, I was like "F*CK!" I wanted nothing more than to shut this loud-mouth up. I pressed the "handicap" auto-door opener to give Mr. Grumpy pants time to catch up to me, if he was going to come. He took a bit, but eventually, he came around the corner. Once he got close enough to me, he said, "Come on, big boy, let's go outside." I told him that I was just joking about the outside thing....knowing the he knew that that was major B.S. He said, "Nope! Let's go outside and take care of business." And then he mustered what I guess he thought was a big shove....landing his right hand square on top of my left pec as he pushed. He, uh...had to jump up to give me a good push...and I barely moved. I was on the defensive and was ready for him to start swinging. I removed his arms from my body, quickly, by (this may sound lame) waxing-off. 😆 I told him that I was just joking and to cool it and he started walking away. I'm thinking that getting a handful of my pec, and how quickly I removed his hands off my body, changed his mind rather quickly.
This isn't the first time, since I have been 18, that I backed out of a fight. As many of you know, I haven't fought once since I was 17, for fear of legal repercussions. I don't want a record and I don't want a lawsuit.
About this story.
1. I was not joking about fighting him.
2. I feel like a pussy for having to lie my way out of this fight.
3. I was felt up by a 37 year-old man. 😐
I still want to take care of things...but it has to be off campus.
I was thinking about arranging a boxing match at a gym, which would be refereed. That would ensure safety, make it fun, and allow spectators. We would have to sign papers, anyway, which would absolve us from being able to sue each other or the gym.
I certainly don't want to drop this as I am immature and love to fight. I could make this a match at a gym, (boxing or MMA, but he'll probably want boxing...I guess.) and make it an event and put up posters on campus. I think this could turn into something fun while still humiliating him.
If anything, I hope this story will serve as an example to any of you youngins out there...think twice before flexing your muscles and fighting...it could save you lots of money. 😐
Here's why I made a thread of it:
What do you guys think about this; why was he pissed?
Was it the jokes?
Was it being a know it all?
Should I setup a fight at a gym?
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I agree with dadudemon on parental advise. Please don't give it if you have no experience with raising your own children.
There are enough breeders around that shouldn't give it even though they have children, sometimes more than they can count
Yes, up to 5 children