Weakest sith to ever exist

Yeah, and get them to chase you. They gonna have Nephthys chops with barbecue sauce for dinner.

(never mind, ignore)

I can outrun a bear. Or climb a tree.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I can outrun a bear. Or climb a tree.

Lol, got you there. Just pulling a trigger and showing the bear its internal organs will be enough to get you out of that mess.

Bears climb trees.

Not while I'm throwing poo at them.

Yeah, well then they will proceed to try to cut the tree down with their claws because you made them mad.

^

Jesus. Could you imagine walking through the woods and die because a ****ing bear fell on you from a tree?

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Its a bear. It can't form plans like that. The most it'll do is scratch its nose and urinate.

Also- Lmao

Actually, i think a bear may be smarter than you if you resort to throwing your crap at them........... like a spider monkey.......

No, I'd still be smarter than the bear.

Originally posted by Incanus
Actually, i think a bear may be smarter than you if you resort to throwing your crap at them........... like a spider monkey.......

Are you sure? I am having some serious doubts.........

Ok, incanus, you've finally made your first steps to realizing that neph is an idiot.

An idiot. Or Implode?

Are you sure? I am having some serious doubts.........

Well for one thing a bear would never think to confuse an adversary with heightened olfactory senses by throwing its own excrement at it. It would bellow. And go apeshit.

Yeah, then it would go berserk and give YOU a look at YOUR intestines.

Not if I smear poo in its eyes first.

Originally posted by Incanus
Are you sure? I am having some serious doubts.........

Ok then...........

And thats why I shouldn't be allowed around children. I might give them gay, eh Anderson (you prick)?

Not unless their parent's sign a waiver. otherwise its illegal for you to give them "gay"