Jason Vorhees in Arkham Asylum

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Joker is asleep and wakes up when a large banging on the metal door occurs. The door gets wrecked and falls to the ground. Jason walks into the room and grabs Joker by the neck. The clown grabs out a flower and squeezes it. Acid comes spraying out and hits Jason in the eyes. The iconic killer lets go and rubs his eyes for a few seconds and Joker automatically kicks him between the legs but Voorhees doesn't feel a thing. He doesn't get hurt but he is getting annoyed when people do that.
Joker grabs out a pencil and jumps on the hockey masked killer. He sticks on him with two legs and jabs the pencil in Jason's left eye socket. Blood comes spraying out like a crazed fountain and Joker makes a maniacal laugh. Jason ignores the pencil in his eye and grabs the clown by the jaw and rips it off without haste. Joker falls off Jason and is on the floor rolling around in pain. His screams come in weird sounds and dies right when Jason gets him up and snaps his neck. The force of the neck twist causes the head to get ripped from between the shoulders.
"Ch Ch Ch Ah Ah Ah" begins filling the air.

It would go exactly like that.

Originally posted by Eternal Idol
It would go exactly like that.

no it wouldn't.it would go like joe spraying jason int he face with smylex.w/ jason in serious pain from having to form a smile on his extremely decayed face,joe dismembers jay w/ his fallen machete and then proceeds to slowly mutilate him

Originally posted by gobstakid777
no it wouldn't.it would go like joe spraying jason int he face with smylex.w/ jason in serious pain from having to form a smile on his extremely decayed face,joe dismembers jay w/ his fallen machete and then proceeds to slowly mutilate him

There are so many things wrong with that post, I don't even know where to begin.

Originally posted by Eternal Idol
😂

There are so many things wrong with that post, I don't even know where to begin.

Originally posted by gobstakid777
y dont u start.'ve seen and luv all 11 of the firday the 13th movie.but all jason has experience with is frightened teenagers and extremely inexperienced hick cops.and freddy could have been killed his ass if not for extreme PIS.jason loses HARD

Uh, you do realize that he fought space marines and military soldiers right? Let's not forget that he also fought Ash Williams and lived to tell the tale.

Originally posted by gobstakid777
y dont u start.'ve seen and luv all 11 of the firday the 13th movie.but all jason has experience with is frightened teenagers and extremely inexperienced hick cops.and freddy could have been killed his ass if not for extreme PIS.jason loses HARD

Seriously, when was the last time Jason recoiled in pain? As stupid as those hick cops may be, their shotgun shells cause the same amount of damage. I believe it was part 6 in which a local sheriff was shooting Jason with a shotgun several times at point-blank range. He got his back broken and folded up like a futon despite his best efforts.

Many of you guys are assuming the inmates are ready, armed, and fully-collaborating against Jason before he even strikes. That is bullshit. Even if they had their stuff hidden in Arkham, they're not equipped with these things (not that they'd help much anyhow). They are caught off-guard when he strikes, and won't have time to regroup and figure out a plan. It's just a bloodbath, and they're all screwed.

Harley Quinn rests in her cell peacefully. She's barely awake but can hear faint sounds and just ignores them. She closes her eyes for a few minutes. Few minutes later, Harley feels something on her stomach. She opens her eyes and tilts her head up. She sees a bump on the blanket meaning there's something underneath it. She quickly pulls the sheets off and automatically gets off the bed panting hard like she's about to have a heart attack. The Joker's severed head with a missing jaw is on her bed leeking blood and staining all over the sheets. She backs up a few inches and makes contact with something uncomfortable on her back. She looks up and sees a hockey mask with cold dead souless eyes looking down on her. She tries to run but he grabs her by the head. Voorhees begins smashing her cranium against the cold hard walls. With each bang, tears begin falling from Harley's eyes and the make up on her face gets messy. Jason keeps on hitting her head against the wall until there is nothing left. Her head begins shifting, her skull is cracking, most of her teeth are hit off, and blood begins leeking through the side of her face. Delivering the final blow, Jason rips both her arms off and she screams in pure agony. Blood sprays like mad out of the sockets. Harley's blood has literally covered the entire cell floor. She drops to the ground dead. Jason drops her arms and walks away.

Jason kicks down Riddler's door. Riddler stands there in fear knowing that he can't do anything. Jason places his thumbs on Riddler's eye sockets and begins pressing them down hard. Blood leaks out of Riddler's eyes. Jason plucks his thumbs out of Riddler and the body lands on the floor. Riddler gasps for life and Jason steps on his head with incredible force. Now Riddler's head is literally mush.

Originally posted by Eternal Idol
It's great that you Googled just how many Friday the 13th movies there are,

Originally posted by Eternal Idol
It's great that you Googled just how many Friday the 13th movies there are, but you're still disregarding his comic feats. He's gone up against law enforcement, military, and survivalists, and they didn't fare much better than those teenagers. And you don't think the only reason those frightened teenagers survived was PIS? In one movie, he was closing in on a telekinetic after killing her friends, but was ridiculously stopped by her long-dead father who jumped out of the lake dragging Jason to the bottom.

Seriously, when was the last time Jason recoiled in pain? As stupid as those hick cops may be, their shotgun shells cause the same amount of damage. I believe it was part 6 in which a local sheriff was shooting Jason with a shotgun several times at point-blank range. He got his back broken and folded up like a futon despite his best efforts.

Many of you guys are assuming the inmates are ready, armed, and fully-collaborating against Jason before he even strikes. That is bullshit. Even if they had their stuff hidden in Arkham, they're not equipped with these things (not that they'd help much anyhow). They are caught off-guard when he strikes, and won't have time to regroup and figure out a plan. It's just a bloodbath, and they're all screwed.

you do relize that not only batman's rogues inhabit arkam right? that means lot and lots of cannon fotter. people who are insane and are going to have retard strength (not really compairable to Jason's strength) all one of the rogues has to do to buy time is for joker to tell the unnamed inmates that Jason tastes like jelly beens and that buys him and the other rogues time to prepare. If all where doing is saying that the inmates are still traped in their cells, then i guess Jason burns down arkam with them inside. that's stupid and a spite thread the rogues have to get some chance if this is really a fight.

Originally posted by jasofisc
you do relize that not only batman's rogues inhabit arkam right? that means lot and lots of cannon fotter. people who are insane and are going to have retard strength (not really compairable to Jason's strength) all one of the rogues has to do to buy time is for joker to tell the unnamed inmates that Jason tastes like jelly beens and that buys him and the other rogues time to prepare. If all where doing is saying that the inmates are still traped in their cells, then i guess Jason burns down arkam with them inside. that's stupid and a spite thread the rogues have to get some chance if this is really a fight.

It's a bunch of unarmed, unprepared criminally-insane mental patients against a superhumanly strong and durable undead guy with a machete and quasi-mystical powers (as noted by Jinzin). Arkham doesn't stand a chance.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Harley Quinn rests in her cell peacefully. She's barely awake but can hear faint sounds and just ignores them. She closes her eyes for a few minutes. Few minutes later, Harley feels something on her stomach. She opens her eyes and tilts her head up. She sees a bump on the blanket meaning there's something underneath it. She quickly pulls the sheets off and automatically gets off the bed panting hard like she's about to have a heart attack. The Joker's severed head with a missing jaw is on her bed leeking blood and staining all over the sheets. She backs up a few inches and makes contact with something uncomfortable on her back. She looks up and sees a hockey mask with cold dead souless eyes looking down on her. She tries to run but he grabs her by the head. Voorhees begins smashing her cranium against the cold hard walls. With each bang, tears begin falling from Harley's eyes and the make up on her face gets messy. Jason keeps on hitting her head against the wall until there is nothing left. Her head begins shifting, her skull is cracking, most of her teeth are hit off, and blood begins leeking through the side of her face. Delivering the final blow, Jason rips both her arms off and she screams in pure agony. Blood sprays like mad out of the sockets. Harley's blood has literally covered the entire cell floor. She drops to the ground dead. Jason drops her arms and walks away.

Jason kicks down Riddler's door. Riddler stands there in fear knowing that he can't do anything. Jason places his thumbs on Riddler's eye sockets and begins pressing them down hard. Blood leaks out of Riddler's eyes. Jason plucks his thumbs out of Riddler and the body lands on the floor. Riddler gasps for life and Jason steps on his head with incredible force. Now Riddler's head is literally mush.

killer croc smelling the blood of Jason's victims becomes insane with hunger. Ripping out of his cell to find someone to feast upon. finding two guards, he lunges at them. One guard actually maniges to fire off a round with does absolutly nothing to croc. Killer croc litteral bits the head off of the first guard while snaping the neck of the other guard. In the slauter Jason apears quitly in the back of killer croc ready to shove his machite into croc. However croc haveing a good sence of smell wonders why everything all of a suden smells like Sh*t and he's not in the sewer. turning around croc finds Jason swinging his machitie. The Machitie bits into croc cause croc to howel in pain. Jason surprized the blow didn't cut croc in half pulls the blade out of croc and tries for another swing. Croc now in fight or flight mode tackels Jason across the cell block. One the ground croc bits off Jason's machite hand while clawing and ripping off his face. Croc in a blind rage contiunes his assult untill thier is nothing left of Jason except what's in croc's belly. Croc stumbles back and starts to show signs of pain and we are left to wonder if Jason is going to body jump into the rogue. then croc lets out a ear shattering fart then lays down and goes to sleep.

Originally posted by Eternal Idol
Arkham could be in the middle of a full-blown riot, but they'd still get killed. Those cannon fodder patients, for all their "retard strength", are just cannon fodder and wouldn't add up to dick. And your Joker scenario is laughable. The Joker-wanking has got to stop.

It's a bunch of unarmed, unprepared criminally-insane mental patients against a superhumanly strong and durable undead guy with a machete and quasi-mystical powers (as noted by Jinzin). Arkham doesn't stand a chance.

are you forgeting about killer croc and bane. Both are just as strong if not stronger then Jason and better fighters to boot. The Joker scenario is something joker is great at. that is orgnizing psycos like harly quin and all of his gang. It seems you don't really know anything about joker if you think he's just going to get slautered. for the love read salvation run. I like how even when i've shown on panel evidence of Jokers smily gas and cunning helping him to take down powerful foe it's just called laughable or unlikly but no reason given. Mostly because these guys don't know much about joker except what they watched in dark knight.

The arkam inmates are feared by the rest of the super villin community (Jsa classifieds) despite most of them not haveing powers. I do give Jason his due and think he will kill everyone expect bane and croc (with th possible exception of Joker) while this guy and jinzin seems to think he's going to kill everyone in their sleep or like the horny teens in the movie. croc or bane have a serous chance or takeing him down by them selves anyone who knows anythin about them can see that.

yes the rest of the inmates are cannon fotter that was the point. they will provide a tempory human shield for joker and the rogues. and since they are insane they will rush jason and he can't kill them all in one swipe it will take time.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Uh, you do realize that he fought space marines and military soldiers right? Let's not forget that he also fought Ash Williams and lived to tell the tale.

yeah space marines that were morons except one. They were with a highschool science class how good could they be.

you got me with the ash thing ash is king

Originally posted by Eternal Idol
It's great that you Googled just how many Friday the 13th movies there are, but you're still disregarding his comic feats. He's gone up against law enforcement, military, and survivalists, and they didn't fare much better than those teenagers. And you don't think the only reason those frightened teenagers survived was PIS? In one movie, he was closing in on a telekinetic after killing her friends, but was ridiculously stopped by her long-dead father who jumped out of the lake dragging Jason to the bottom.

Seriously, when was the last time Jason recoiled in pain? As stupid as those hick cops may be, their shotgun shells cause the same amount of damage. I believe it was part 6 in which a local sheriff was shooting Jason with a shotgun several times at point-blank range. He got his back broken and folded up like a futon despite his best efforts.

Many of you guys are assuming the inmates are ready, armed, and fully-collaborating against Jason before he even strikes. That is bullshit. Even if they had their stuff hidden in Arkham, they're not equipped with these things (not that they'd help much anyhow). They are caught off-guard when he strikes, and won't have time to regroup and figure out a plan. It's just a bloodbath, and they're all screwed.

yea ,jason doesn't fell pain.so what.he's still as durable as the average person.u might remeber jason x, where he got his limbs blownoff,or definately part 4,unless u don't want to count the pre-jason lives jason,where got axed in the face and went down for the count.and definately fvsj.where he got easily sedated,and u know how the inmates are w/ chemicals.and once again killer croc and bane will sanp him like a twig

Originally posted by gobstakid777
yea ,jason doesn't fell pain.so what.he's still as durable as the average person.u might remeber jason x, where he got his limbs blownoff,or definately part 4,unless u don't want to count the pre-jason lives jason,where got axed in the face and went down for the count.and definately fvsj.where he got easily sedated,and u know how the inmates are w/ chemicals.and once again killer croc and bane will sanp him like a twig

Originally posted by jasofisc
are you forgeting about killer croc and bane. Both are just as strong if not stronger then Jason and better fighters to boot. The Joker scenario is something joker is great at. that is orgnizing psycos like harly quin and all of his gang. It seems you don't really know anything about joker if you think he's just going to get slautered. for the love read salvation run. I like how even when i've shown on panel evidence of Jokers smily gas and cunning helping him to take down powerful foe it's just called laughable or unlikly but no reason given. Mostly because these guys don't know much about joker except what they watched in dark knight.

You've shown on-panel evidence of Joker's Smilex gas on certain characters, but can't prove that it would work against Jason (and no, Grundy wouldn't work as a substitute for Jason). It's unlikely and laughable because a) Joker wouldn't have his weapons readily accessible, assuming they'd be in Arkham to begin with; b) you have no certain proof that Smilex would affect Jason; and c) Joker doesn't exactly have much to work with, what with being locked up and all. Escaping Arkham one thing, but to say Arkham is just another hideout for Joker and his fellow inmates is stretching it by far.

I've seen the Dark Knight once, thought Ledger's performance was good if overrated, and thought the movie was just okay. The problem is not in my comic knowledge, it's in your biased and bloated opinion of the Joker and your selective "random" Joker feats (that just so happen to be on the high-end).

Originally posted by jasofisc
The arkam inmates are feared by the rest of the super villin community (Jsa classifieds) despite most of them not haveing powers. I do give Jason his due and think he will kill everyone expect bane and croc (with th possible exception of Joker) while this guy and jinzin seems to think he's going to kill everyone in their sleep or like the horny teens in the movie. croc or bane have a serous chance or takeing him down by them selves anyone who knows anythin about them can see that.

Originally posted by Supermutant
Grundy vs Killer Croc. After Croc bit him, Grundy broke his jaws and nearly killed him.

Originally posted by jasofisc
yes the rest of the inmates are cannon fotter that was the point. they will provide a tempory human shield for joker and the rogues. and since they are insane they will rush jason and he can't kill them all in one swipe it will take time.

The inmates are somewhate aware somebody is going around killing in this scenario and the place has cameras and shit they could just look at them and its more than likely they would team considering they have in the past. Jason isn't killing a team if Batman Rogues even if they dong have their usual gear that's just ridiculous in my opinion

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Joker is asleep and wakes up when a large banging on the metal door occurs. The door gets wrecked and falls to the ground. Jason walks into the room and grabs Joker by the neck. The clown grabs out a flower and squeezes it. Acid comes spraying out and hits Jason in the eyes. The iconic killer lets go and rubs his eyes for a few seconds and Joker automatically kicks him between the legs but Voorhees doesn't feel a thing. He doesn't get hurt but he is getting annoyed when people do that.
Joker grabs out a pencil and jumps on the hockey masked killer. He sticks on him with two legs and jabs the pencil in Jason's left eye socket. Blood comes spraying out like a crazed fountain and Joker makes a maniacal laugh. Jason ignores the pencil in his eye and grabs the clown by the jaw and rips it off without haste. Joker falls off Jason and is on the floor rolling around in pain. His screams come in weird sounds and dies right when Jason gets him up and snaps his neck. The force of the neck twist causes the head to get ripped from between the shoulders.
"Ch Ch Ch Ah Ah Ah" begins filling the air.

Dude this is about as close as to what would happen!!! Dude Jason would wreck Batmans foes....except for Poison Ivy, and Clay Face!!

Originally posted by Eternal Idol
No, I haven't forgotten Croc and Bane. They're either the first to die or the last to die, depending on their bravado. Jason is stronger than Bane, and just as strong if not stronger than Croc. And as for Joker, if most people at Arkham are batshit-crazy sociopaths, it's hardly likely that he'll be able to rally them under his leadership. Even if it were possible, his army of psychotics with retard strength won't matter much to Jason. They get cut down or ripped apart as soon as they get within 5 feet of him.

You've shown on-panel evidence of Joker's Smilex gas on certain characters, but can't prove that it would work against Jason (and no, Grundy wouldn't work as a substitute for Jason). It's unlikely and laughable because a) Joker wouldn't have his weapons readily accessible, assuming they'd be in Arkham to begin with; b) you have no certain proof that Smilex would affect Jason; and c) Joker doesn't exactly have much to work with, what with being locked up and all. Escaping Arkham one thing, but to say Arkham is just another hideout for Joker and his fellow inmates is stretching it by far.

I've seen the Dark Knight once, thought Ledger's performance was good if overrated, and thought the movie was just okay. The problem is not in my comic knowledge, it's in your biased and bloated opinion of the Joker and your selective "random" Joker feats (that just so happen to be on the high-end).

No, dude. There are different ways to look at how this fight would play out. Jason could sneak up on them one-by-one, or it could be a full-blown riot... it won't matter. Jason would kill them all, including Croc and Bane. Arkham inmates are only feared by the rest of the supervillain community WHEN THEY ARE ON THE LOOSE AND PREPPED.
So, you want to use the Joker's Smilex gas effects on Grundy to show to argue that it'll affect Jason the same way... Okay, then I'll use Grundy's showings against Croc to show how that would turn out. Hey, they're both zombies, right... so they must have the same strengths as well as weaknesses. 🙄

It only prolongs the inevitable. Arkham's staff and patients all die.

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Originally posted by Eternal Idol
No, I haven't forgotten Croc and Bane. They're either the first to die or the last to die, depending on their bravado. Jason is stronger than Bane, and just as strong if not stronger than Croc. And as for Joker, if most people at Arkham are batshit-crazy sociopaths, it's hardly likely that he'll be able to rally them under his leadership. Even if it were possible, his army of psychotics with retard strength won't matter much to Jason. They get cut down or ripped apart as soon as they get within 5 feet of him.

You've shown on-panel evidence of Joker's Smilex gas on certain characters, but can't prove that it would work against Jason (and no, Grundy wouldn't work as a substitute for Jason). It's unlikely and laughable because a) Joker wouldn't have his weapons readily accessible, assuming they'd be in Arkham to begin with; b) you have no certain proof that Smilex would affect Jason; and c) Joker doesn't exactly have much to work with, what with being locked up and all. Escaping Arkham one thing, but to say Arkham is just another hideout for Joker and his fellow inmates is stretching it by far.

I've seen the Dark Knight once, thought Ledger's performance was good if overrated, and thought the movie was just okay. The problem is not in my comic knowledge, it's in your biased and bloated opinion of the Joker and your selective "random" Joker feats (that just so happen to be on the high-end).

No, dude. There are different ways to look at how this fight would play out. Jason could sneak up on them one-by-one, or it could be a full-blown riot... it won't matter. Jason would kill them all, including Croc and Bane. Arkham inmates are only feared by the rest of the supervillain community WHEN THEY ARE ON THE LOOSE AND PREPPED.
So, you want to use the Joker's Smilex gas effects on Grundy to show to argue that it'll affect Jason the same way... Okay, then I'll use Grundy's showings against Croc to show how that would turn out. Hey, they're both zombies, right... so they must have the same strengths as well as weaknesses. 🙄

It only prolongs the inevitable. Arkham's staff and patients all die.

i only used the grundy example to see what smily would do to a zomie

and bane weaker then jason 😆