Sean Connery was smart

They're like regular gophers but they watch lots of shizier vids and oppress the other gophers.

Sqveeeeeeeak heil..!!!

Ant I bet zey vear little black strapz...

...mit und precision das ist qvite ruthless indeed...

I vant wan.... I VANT WAN!

Several Geese in ze vicinity vere beaten up, and varned zat their steppingz vil be now known as "der Gopherstep".

Exzellent... zat vill show zem.

Ya unt zhey had to learn fast as vee executed them.

Zen vee stole zheir sunloungers.

Und next: zeir gopher moundz.

Ya. Da Furher von Speilberg ist zheir leader.... He vill get thoze moundz and bring victory to ze new Empire.

Soon ze re-release of close encouterz but viv ze gophers in da spaceship at ze end will be on bluray.

Gopherz veir created to manipulate ze earz to fint a plaaz for naz..err... to find ze anzer to life, ze yunivurz and all ze rezt.

Ya...zeir motivez unt aimz are qvite admirable unt should never be qvestioned.

Innocently, zhey burrow, for ze gutt of humanity. 😖hifty:

Unt fur ze Fuhrer...

Sqvveeeek Heil!

His ist ze only true vay of ensuring a proper ruining of ze golfing course, und lowerinnck ze standards of zeeenema.

Yezz and ven finalleeh ze american zeenema goez down, ze UFA films from Djermaneeh vill rise. Unt vee vill show ze wuuhrld goffers zey have nevurh zeeennn!!! Jaaaaa!!!

Ya. Vee vill combine our zwei best known exports mit das Gopher philosophy. Efficiency und das shizier. Ya. Noone vill expect zat from ze Nazi Gophers.....not a hundred und seventy third time....Nien.

😱

Connery wasn't that smart, if you look at his list of credits over the last decade of his career.
From Highlander II to Medicine Man to Just Cause to First Knight to The Avengers 😘 to The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen - it didn't look like he could recognize a good script if it fell on him.

Maybe it was those years of familiarity with the smell of a poop script that informed him well enough to bail out this time....

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Maybe it was those years of familiarity with the smell of a poop script that informed him well enough to bail out this time....

Compared to his later films, KOTCS is a well reviewed classic.

Maybe. But Highlander ruled.