Sean Connery was smart

😛 lolz

Slap some mayonaise on Vader's helmet - boom, no more bad guy.

Some guys eat chicken legs..

He would feast on AT AT legs.

They would't even be able to deploy them after landing on Hoth.

Cause he would have already eaten Hoth?

He was known to like ice cream.

That would be one hell of an ice cream headache...

...especially with that Ion cannon too.

He certainly would not have fit in his X-Wing anymore...

Good thing that it was broken all over the deathstar then...

Yup...

Maybe the Death Star II actually was completed like a couple of months after the 1st Death Star, and Porkins munched half of it, necessitating repair...

Aha... that explains it... That explains why the first Death Star took 20 years to build and the other just a few years...

Star Wars Episode VII: The Resurrection of Jek Tono Porkins.

😂

Maybe he wasnt actually killed.....maybe his mass, once in the Death Star's gravity well, simply crashed through it and emerged safely on the other side of it.... where there was a pork sandwich waiting for him...?

That must be it, he ate through the Death Star and his endless layers of fat protected him from the blast... Yes... yes... I see the sequel coming to life... And then Porkins appears to be Anakin's cousin, from Shmi's brother.. and Luke will teach how to use the Pork... err... Force.

Maybe also Yavin used to have 53 moons.... 😛

96 actually... the rebels must have been there for at least a month.

😂

Now im questioning the whole "Many Bothans died to bring us this information" thing...

Did they in fact die between two massive slices of bread..?

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Hahaha 😛

Nice.