Sean Connery was smart

Started by Sadako of Girth13 pages

Potentially

Rather.

Lava?

Maybe... when it's hot enough.

Well its gone all gloomy, wet and nippy here now.

Welly time here.

Enter the gloom sky.

Long will it hang over us like a big filthy oilrag that blackens the heart of anyone it drapes over.

Gone is the colour of the 5 secs of summer from this year. The quite literally monotonous greys are here to render everything in the same hues as Saving Private Ryan.

Hey hey... I had lovely weather in Cornwall for two weeks while The Netherlands were being drenched.

Now, two days of sunshine.

Awseome we have hurricane reminents pissing down and being all windy and stuff right now.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

I made an effort to.

Alas the sun actually shone since....

Not twin suns, but it was a start.

That's where a certain blu ray comes in.

Hehehehheee certainly does.... 😉

💃

Dancing banana of Yellow Squadron?

All of the above.

💃 Stayyyyyy onnnnn target! Watch for enemy apples!

And wtach out Porkins doesn't eat them.

....And the planet they were grown on.

Why didnt they send Porkins in to eat the death star?

It would have been a massive stomp victory for the rebels..

Just slap a few strips of bacon on the Death Star and send out Porkins: rebellion wins.