When Harrison Ford can't do any more Indy movies...

A Floridian?

Could possibly be from any of the red states.. the f#cker.

Hasnt Florida got the rep though of being where the elderly go to live out their twilight years defending themselves against hurricanes.....? and alligators.....? and hurricanes that throw alligators at them?

They are so old and wrinkly, the alligators have no interest in them. They have to tie themselves down for hurricanes though, they are very light.

Yeah but if a Hurricane has thrown an Alligator into you at 200mph, the Alligator's personal feelings towards you may be irrelevant. 😛

True... he may still try to dodge though..

But he'd have no traction though, once airbourne.

How about his tail as a rudder?

Damn, the only way to make alligators more scary: make them fly! scared

Yeah but those little arms flapping around isnt likely to generate much downforce on their own. Hence why they patiently wait for hurricanes to propell them into people.

Alligator 3D: the flying killers.... that's gonnan be my new movie.

Yeah, the little-known danger of hurricanes.. 😆

I can't wait for that movie! 😆

Me neither.

Get cracking, Queeq... 😛

Get some funding from Roger Corman.

Script is being written as we speak...

Be prepared for crunching zimmerframes, alligator pee invested soup and the loneliness of a single set of false teeth floating in the swamp.

😂

This'll win me an Oscar... or a Razzie at least.

A Razzie would still be major bragging rights.

Didn't Halle Barry get a Razzi for Catwoman?