When Harrison Ford can't do any more Indy movies...

Dunno....rings a bell.

Although, thinking back... I don't think it was as bad as Transformers 2, yet people flocked to that shit like it was free blow-jobs.

Both movies had good trailers.

Its the reviews afterwards and DVD/Bluray sales that count.

Alot of Bay's movies had good trailers and very few of them lived up to them.

THat's what makes the trailers good.

Yeah Im done giving him money.
I'll just watch the trailer next time, safely assured that it will avoid the shiny looking banality of the human arc, and will see the best parts of the movie featuring the BayCybertronians. That'll do me.

He has had 3 chances to turn things around from eternal franchise douchery.....there will be no 4th time.

The danger of just watching his trailers is that you may begin to think he is a good director.

A trailer director.
A commercial director, sure...no argument there.

Oh... I thought he was an explosion director.

That too....and the trailers and explosions do tend to be inseperable.

Rather.

Serving as a faeces hider.

And explosion hides faeces well... in a trailer.

Always in a traaaaaaailerrrrrrrrrrr....

To short to let the poop drip out.

Yes it neatly contains it about it's person and hopes to hide in in the actual showing....like the guys getting rid of the dirt in the classic movie "The Great Escape"....hidden and released down their trouserlegs and into the dirt in the yard..

Except, Bay stains never go away.

Neither did the dirt...it got mixed in with the other, better more usable dirt.. This will keep happening until the PH levels in all the good soil will eventually be turned to GCI dust particles. 🙁

As long as they are in crisp HD.

HD so faithful that you actually get CGI grit in your eyes from watching the dirt, and it lacerates your corneas.