Michael Myers' Short & Simple Gauntlet

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Michael Myers' Short & Simple Gauntlet

This is the Michael Myers from Rob Zombie's Halloween franchise.

Michael Myers must kill the following people........and he's highly pissed. How he does it doesn't matter. He is armed with a kitchen knife in each match. His opponents start are unarmed and will stay that way. All opponents are in street clothing that they can fight effectively in.

Setting: Robert Neville's house.

Scenarios
1. Myers gets no rest and isn't healed of his injuries and fatique between fights.
2. Myers is fully rested and healed between fights.

Gauntlet
1. Hannibal Lecter
2. Martin Riggs
3. Frank Castle
4. Bruce Wayne
5. Bryan Mills
6. The Russian

Where does he stop or can he clear?

Michael can beat the first two but can he really defeat the Punisher?

I say yes. Here Castle is unarmed and won't have his resourcefullness to exploit as he did against the Russian.

Did you account for the two scenarios?

If all his opponents remain unarmed...

Scenario 1, I say he reaches the Russian before succumbing to wounds.

Scenario 2, I think he could clear.

Hold on.

Which Punisher are referring to here? Jane or Stevenson?

For that matter, which Bruce Wayne?

Christian Bale's Bruce Wayne. Tom Jane's Frank Castle.

Doubtful he makes it past Riggs. If he does, The Punisher kills him.

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What is it with RJ and Riggs?

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
What is it with RJ and Riggs?

-AC

Isn't it obvious? Riggs wears cowboy boots and dates a black-guy.

He's a Lethal Weapon fanboy. Riggs would shit his pants going up against Myers.

Punisher avoid his attacks, knock the knife out his hand, then kill him with it.

Kill him? Joe Grizzly is a decent size dude and he got pwned.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Kill him? Joe Grizzly is a decent size dude and he got pwned.

Castle H2H, no; with a knife, yes. Dude is a super-highly skilled killing machine, the perfect warrior.

Myers' attacks, Castle dodges and slashes, repeat this 10-20 times, Myers' will be bleeding and slowing down. Myers' eyes are vulnerable, a slash or two and he's blinded.

That worked real well on the Russian. Myers is just a faceless, thinner version of him.

Yea the Punisher is brutal. Might even get in a position to snap his neck.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
That worked real well on the Russian. Myers is just a faceless, thinner version of him.

Ah, this is Jane's version. Then probably not.

Why use the weaker version when Meyers' already has the advantage of great strength and massive damage tanking?

Jane's no pushover. It's not just him either. There's four other elite combatants here. Bond is better than Castle too.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
What is it with RJ and Riggs?

-AC

He's a bad mother****er, that's what. Any guy who rushes a room full of armed men, while unarmed, and kills them all, has my vote. ✅

Originally posted by Robtard
Isn't it obvious? Riggs wears cowboy boots and dates a black-guy.

Really now. How many guys can do this?

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Very few, and your Husband John McClane aint one of them 😄
More of his badassery:

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Makes me laugh how you think Riggs is a total pussy. ****ing laughable. And it's always the same thing, Murtaugh helps him!!! Murtaugh just happens to be in the same vicinity as Riggs does his thing, he's almost always a spectator.