Michael Myers' Short & Simple Gauntlet

Started by Rogue Jedi3 pages

Depends.

I'll reply to Rob im a pm if he quotes me.

Such silliness. McClane is always the guy who largely gets shit done by himself. No action movie has ever had the hero in total isolation from other human beings, but Riggs takes the piss. He has a partner who regularly saves his ass.......and when he isnt around, things like getting his trailer blown up and his girlfriend killed, and dumped in a straightjacket into the drink.

Riggs is an old man full of fail compared to McClane.

McClane beats him,
Myers beats him.

Myers actually breaks off Riggs head and physically shits down his neckhole after Riggs finds out why slappy little kicks and punches are fail personified, especially against Myers..

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Myers pwns Riggs. That's all that matters here.

This is true, I do apologize for taking the thread off track.

It should be noted, Robtard didn't mention then 'M' word first, only reacted. 🙂

We're allowed to mention the M word if it's Myers

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Such silliness. McClane is always the guy who largely gets shit done by himself. No action movie has ever had the hero in total isolation from other human beings, but Riggs takes the piss. He has a partner who regularly saves his ass.......and when he isnt around, things like getting his trailer blown up and his girlfriend killed, and dumped in a straightjacket into the drink.

Riggs is an old man full of fail compared to McClane.

McClane beats him,
Myers beats him.

Myers actually breaks off Riggs head and physically shits down his neckhole after Riggs finds out why slappy little kicks and punches are fail personified, especially against Myers..

wanker Midol is good for those cramps of yours wanker

You must have a skipload out back then, huh....?

Shut it, girlyboy. 😛

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Was it ever stated which Punisher we are talking here?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Was it ever stated which Punisher we are talking here?
On the first page. Tom Jane's Punisher from the 2004 film.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Depends.
How so? I don't think it does. Riggs isn't that big of a dude. Myers would pwn him the same way he did everyone else.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
On the first page. Tom Jane's Punisher from the 2004 film.

How so? I don't think it does. Riggs isn't that big of a dude. Myers would pwn him the same way he did everyone else.

Well, Riggs is a martial artist. If Riggs disarms Michael and stabs him in the heart or throat.......well, ouch.

I doubt if Riggs being a martial artist matters all that much. To defeat Myers in h2h combat you'll need two things. Speed and strength. Notice I didn't mention durability because Myers is so uber that if he gets ahold of you your chances drop dramatically. Riggs doesn't hit as hard as someone like Batman(Bale). He doesn't fight as fast as someone like Bourne or Bond(Craig) either. He's not that skilled of a martial artist for it to matter IMO. Doubt he'll be able to choke Myers out like he did Busey.

Disarm him? Myers' grip is stone cold. How many people do you see him get ahold of only for them to break his grip. When he graps something veins ****ing bulge from his hand.