Rambo versus Jason and Michael...

Started by Robtard5 pages

They were also dumb hayseeds, disorganized and inexperienced. Michael and especially Jason are killing machines with a lot of stalking experience.

Rambo could likely evade them though, if that's all he has to do here.

Like I said, it's very possible Rambo escapes....as long as he doesn't end up having to go hand to hand with either of them. If he did that, then Rambo will be dead.

Originally posted by Robtard
They were also dumb hayseeds, disorganized and inexperienced. Michael and especially Jason are killing machines with a lot of stalking experience.

Rambo could likely evade them though, if that's all he has to do here.

He has to dispose of them, not necessarily kill them, just FUBAR them. He can do this, Rob, remember the vietnamese jungle scenes from Rambo II? He can apply the traps from First Blood and go off like he did in Rambo II.

Jason and Michael have stalking experience with young teenagers, not a battle hardened soldier like Rambo.

Let's not forget that the Michael Myers here is the Anthology one. He's supernatural.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Jason and Michael have stalking experience with young teenagers, not a battle hardened soldier like Rambo.
They've stalked and eliminated cops just as Rambo has. How's Rambo going to put Myers down?

If Rambo had access to his explosive arrows....then I'm sure he could blow them apart with those.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Let's not forget that the Michael Myers here is the Anthology one. He's supernatural.

They've stalked and eliminated cops just as Rambo has. How's Rambo going to put Myers down?

You think stalking a cop is the same as stalking Rambo? haermm Apples and oranges, dude.

How will he put Michael down? Do you really need a list of possibilities?

If rambo can build enough traps before jason finds him

or let alone michael...

then he can probably trap then for a while. thus making him the winner

but can he build a trap before they find him? Its jasons home afterall

Originally posted by Mairuzu
If rambo can build enough traps before jason finds him

or let alone michael...

then he can probably trap then for a while. thus making him the winner

but can he build a trap before they find him? Its jasons home afterall

They are twenty yards from him, he can surely outrun them and disappear before they close on him. The forest is vast, he can camoflauge himself, make himself invisible to the naked eye.

Wouldnt take long to build a trap, few minutes tops.

And if it comes down to a knife fight, dude, come on, Rambo is gonna bury his knife in their throat, head, heart, whatever.

You gotta remember, its Jason from the remake and Michael from Halloween 1.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You think stalking a cop is the same as stalking Rambo? haermm Apples and oranges, dude.

How will he put Michael down? Do you really need a list of possibilities?

1. You used the cops as Rambo's stalking feat. I simply said that Myers/Vorhees have done this as much if not more than Rambo.
2. Yes; Do you know that the Myers you specified for this thread is the one with supernatural powers? You know, the one that has been shot, stabbed, burned, suffocated, electrocuted, etc. and is still alive today? 😬

Originally posted by Darth Martin
1. [B]You used the cops as Rambo's stalking feat. I simply said that Myers/Vorhees have done this as much if not more than Rambo.
2. Yes; Do you know that the Myers you specified for this thread is the one with supernatural powers? You know, the one that has been shot, stabbed, burned, suffocated, electrocuted, etc. and is still alive today? 😬 [/B]
Rambo has the same stalking skills in First Blood, Rambo II, III, etc;

Has Michael ever faced a foe like Rambo? How would Michael react if Rambo sneaks up behind him and cuts his throat, all the way to the bone?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
They are twenty yards from him, he can surely outrun them and disappear before they close on him. The forest is vast, he can camoflauge himself, make himself invisible to the naked eye.

Wouldnt take long to build a trap, few minutes tops.

And if it comes down to a knife fight, dude, come on, Rambo is gonna bury his knife in their throat, head, heart, whatever.

You gotta remember, its Jason from the remake and Michael from Halloween 1.

A few minutes? What kind of trap is he gonna build? hahahaha

and even if he stabs him, he'll probably assume they are dead.. they always play dead.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
A few minutes? What kind of trap is he gonna build? hahahaha

and even if he stabs him, he'll probably assume they are dead.. they always play dead.

I dunno, one of those spiked ball swingy thingies? haermm

Rambo is no one's fool, he aint gonna make the typical horror movie mistakes. When he kills, they are dead, no question.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I dunno, one of those spiked ball swingy thingies? haermm

Rambo is no one's fool, he aint gonna make the typical horror movie mistakes. When he kills, they are dead, no question.

Give him his explosive arrows and I'll let Ranbow win teh threadz.

His arrows blowed up da helicopterz. Shud blowed up teh headz of teh bad guyz.

Rambo doesn't know about these freakishly durable zombies

Rambo wins once he finds a turret. Double posts. Fml

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Rambo doesn't know about these freakishly durable zombies

R they mar powefulz dan explodededing air ohs?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
He has to dispose of them, not necessarily kill them, just FUBAR them. He can do this, Rob, remember the vietnamese jungle scenes from Rambo II? He can apply the traps from First Blood and go off like he did in Rambo II.

Jason and Michael have stalking experience with young teenagers, not a battle hardened soldier like Rambo.

Then I say no, some wooden spikes isn't bringing Jason down, his damage soak ability is insane.

They've killed more than just teens. It's not that Rambo is a pussy here, it's that he's likely not bringing either of them down with a knife and some makeshift traps.

Maybe if you gave Rambo a month's prep and a few Mexicans to help with the lifting and whatnot labor.

Originally posted by dadudemon
R they mar powefulz dan explodededing air ohs?
Michael took on Busta rhymesssssssssssssssssss

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Has Michael ever faced a foe like Rambo? How would Michael react if Rambo sneaks up behind him and cuts his throat, all the way to the bone?

1. Not to my knowledge.
2. I seriously doubt Rambo will sneak up on Myers. It's likely the other way around.

Originally posted by Robtard
Maybe if you gave Rambo a month's prep and a few Mexicans to help with the labor and whatnot.

facepalm

Originally posted by Darth Martin

facepalm

Let me guess, you're one of those "Dey took urr jeobs, kick'em all out of the US" guys, right? Racist.

Fact is, they work hard and they do labor that Americans won't; also a pitiful wages too. Racist.