Rambo versus Jason and Michael...

Originally posted by Robtard
Figures, there's a 'black cock' comment and you come running, with mouth open and prep'd anus.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I doubt it. Rambo will becomeone with the forest and take them out before they even see him.

Jason survived having his head cleaved in half, he was hanged, he has been shot with shotgun at point blank and has a lot more endurance feats to offer. He allowed a professional boxer to go all out on him without being faced and then punched his head of in a single hit.

If Rambo only has a knife, he not only lack the means to actually slow Jason down, but he really doesn't have a speed advantage. Rambo isn't much faster than Kreuger, and we all know how it turned out for him.

Spoiler:
Jason kept his head as a trophy

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
One post, two wishes. Wish in one hand.......yeah.

In your case, you clear your throat, spit that largest bit of lung-butter into hand, slather it across hairy ass-crack and get on all fours cooing like a she-cat in heat.

Originally posted by Robtard
In your case, you clear your throat, spit that largest bit of lung-butter into hand, slather it across hairy ass-crack and get on all fours cooing like a she-cat in heat.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And you call ME the homo.

Yes I do; often too, homo.

Originally posted by Q'Anilia
Jason survived having his head cleaved in half, he was hanged, he has been shot with shotgun at point blank and has a lot more endurance feats to offer. He allowed a professional boxer to go all out on him without being faced and then punched his head of in a single hit.

If Rambo only has a knife, he not only lack the means to actually slow Jason down, but he really doesn't have a speed advantage. Rambo isn't much faster than Kreuger, and we all know how it turned out for him.

Spoiler:
Jason kept his head as a trophy

Jason faster than Rambo? haermm

How long did it take Jason to recover from his head being cleaved in half?

Originally posted by Robtard
Only in the penis department.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Jason faster than Rambo? haermm

The Friday 13th reboot, he runs faster than a black-guy running away from fatherly duties.

Originally posted by Robtard
The Friday 13th reboot, he runs faster than a black-guy running away from fatherly duties.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Not faster than Rambo, dont be silly.

I don't recall Rambo being Carl Lewis, as you seem to imply. But reboot Jason runs very fast.

Originally posted by Robtard
In your case, you clear your throat, spit that largest bit of lung-butter into hand, slather it across hairy ass-crack and get on all fours cooing like a she-cat in heat.

I knew it! Robtard's gay because only homoes can think of things that disgusting.

Originally posted by Robtard
I don't recall Rambo being Carl Lewis, as you seem to imply. But reboot Jason runs very fast.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
I knew it! Robtard's gay because only homoes can think of things that disgusting.

It wasn't a secret. You hateful little man.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Jason couldnt catch the black guy, he had to throw an axe at him.

Well, he was black.

Though you bring up a good point, Jason just does that to Rambo, as Rambo's back isn't hatchet-proof.

Originally posted by Robtard
Well, he was black.

Though you bring up a good point, Jason just does that to Rambo, as Rambo's back isn't hatchet-proof.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Like Rambo is gonna present himself as a target 🙄

If VC can catch him twice, surely Michael and Jason can.

Originally posted by Robtard
If VC can catch him twice, surely Michael and Jason can.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Rambo was stationary, waiting to be extracted. When he was on the run, they couldnt catch him.

Yet they did catch him, twice.

Per your rules, he's trying to kill or incap them, so he's eventually going to tire do all this running about you have him doing.

While Jason and Michael have their relentless slow-pace that has been repeatedly shown to be able to catch even the most scantily clad 20-something woman.

Originally posted by Robtard
Yet they did catch him, twice.

Per your rules, he's trying to kill or incap them, so he's eventually going to tire do all this running about you have him doing.

While Jason and Michael have their relentless slow-pace that has been repeatedly shown to be able to catch even the most scantily clad 20-something woman.

Those women were falling down left and right, Rob.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
They captured him NOT while he was camoflauged, NOT while he was running away.

Those women were falling down left and right, Rob.

Then that doesn't speak well for his jungle-uberness abilities, now does it? Being spotted while camo'd.

The first time he was captured (flashback to the war), we have no idea how he was captured, just that he was. Could have been while [poorly] camo'd or while running away from VC.

Yet their pace is relentless, never tiring, never stopping. Rambo will tire.