Originally posted by BakaXero
Explain that one to the kids
Mate, reckon they be stoked?
Originally posted by Hazardous
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate dipping the pen in the Barker ink biscuitsSo......is she legal yet? haermm
tommyface roface
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Mate, **** no. Not until October. haermm
Also, wouldn't post that smiley, rollo gets the shits. haermm
Originally posted by Hazardous
October eh haermm Bit of holiday to Adelaide, bit of hotel room, bit of OH SHI- tommyface
Mate, EVERY ****ING TIME, I go the ****ing train station in the city, there's this billboard that says "What are you waiting for? Try Adelaide." and I'm all "If I wanted to be bored, reckon I read sotAM." haermm
Originally posted by BakaXero
Someone sounds a bit like a $2 whore. Just a bit. 🙂
Gotta do what you gotta do in this economy tommyface
Originally posted by Kram3r
Mate, EVERY ****ING TIME, I go the ****ing train station in the city, there's this billboard that says "What are you waiting for? Try Adelaide." and I'm all "If I wanted to be bored, reckon I read sotAM." haermm
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Originally posted by Hazardous
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Honest to ****ing God, you can't get TWO ****ING WORDS in with Barker without him making some ****ing HP reference. He all ****ing talks about it like I ****ing read the thing and I'm like "MATE I DON'T ****ING READ IT" and he's all "something something Hubblepuff" or whatever, ****ing ****, someone reared the back of his ****ing van. Probably reading some ol' HP. haermm
Originally posted by Kram3r
Honest to ****ing God, you can't get TWO ****ING WORDS in with Barker without him making some ****ing HP reference. He all ****ing talks about it like I ****ing read the thing and I'm like "MATE I DON'T ****ING READ IT" and he's all "something something Hubblepuff" or whatever, ****ing ****, someone reared the back of his ****ing van. Probably reading some ol' HP. haermm
Mate, gotta write up our own HP book, call it Kramer Potter and the Delicious Pavhaermm Put recipe in, make millions haermm
Originally posted by BakaXero
Maye it's becoming more of a hole each day.
But at least it's not Adelaide vin
Could be worse, could be Frankston haermm
CHAPTER 1: KRAMER POTTER AND THE MAGIC PAV
ONE DAY THERE WAS THIS BIT OF ALRIGHT BLOKE NAMED KRAMER POTTER. ANYWAYS, HE HAD THIS BANGIN SHEILA OF A SISTER, MATE IF SHE WAS A PAV I'D PUT THE CREAM ON IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN HAERMM, ANYWAY THIS BLOKE KRAMER OR AS HIS FRIENDS CALLED HIM, 'THAT BLOKE WITH THE SMALL DONG', WAS WALKING DOWN TO THE TRAIN STATION ONE DAY TO GO FILM SOME SHIT IN A COMIC STORE. THIS SEEMED STRANGE TO NOONE CAUSE HE WAS A BIT OF A QUEER LIKE THAT, BUT ANYWAY HE GOT TO THE TRAIN STATION AND THERE ON THE WALL WAS LIKE THIS BIG ASS SIGN SAY 'EY, TRY ADELAIDE YEAH, GOT SOME MEAT PIES AND PIE FLOATERS AND LIKE EPIC CHURCHES AND SHIT'.
'OH **** ME STRUTH' THOUGHT KRAMER, 'I COULD SURE GET ME SOME OF THEM CHURCH BITCHES'
SO HE HOPPED ON HIS MAGIC BROOM CAUSE HE LIKED THE WAY IT VIBRATED IN THE WIND AGAINST HIS BUM, AND FLEW LIKE 6MINS TO ADELAIDE, CAUSE MAGIC BROOMS ARE LIKE HEAPS FAST AND SHIT.
SO KRAMER GETS TO ADELAIDE RIGHT AND LIKE, WHO DOES HE SEE WALKING DOWN THE STREET WEARING SOME KITCHEN GLOVES, A BEANIE, 1 PINK SOCK, 1 GREEN SOCK, SOME SMALL AS FOOTY SHORTS AND NO SHIRT, BUT JOHNNY THE ****ING AB.
'MATE! **** ME! ITS JONNY!' KRAMER SAID AND WENT OVER TO GET HIS AUTOGRAPH, 'EY, JOHNNY, EY GIMME YA AUTOGRAPH' HE SAID.
'NO' SAID JOHNNY AND HE RAN DOWN THE STREET TO PLAY WITH HIS HULA HOOP.
'**** ME' SAID KRAMER AND THEN HE WENT DOWN THE STREET TO CHECK OUT HQ CAUSE HE HEARD THATS WHERE ALL THE HOT LESBIAN SHEILAS HUNG OUT. ANYWAY, HE GETS TO HQ AND SEES JOHNNY AGAIN CRANKIN ON THE DANCEFLOOR TO A BIT OF AC/DC, ANYWAY THE ONLY LESBIAN SHIELAS THERE WERE THESE CHICKS THAT LOOKED LIKE THEY CAME FROM FRANKSTON, SO KRAMER GTFO.
'MATE, FEEL LIKE A BIT OF PAV RIGHT ABOUT NOW' KRAMER THOUGHT, SO HE MADE ONE APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE WITH HIS MAGIC DILDO. ALL THE OTHER WIZARD BLOKES HAD A MAGIC WAND BUT KRAMER LIKED THE FEEL OF THE RIBBED EDGES WHEN HE HELD IT.
ANYWAY, THIS PAV WASNT NO ORDINARY PAV, IT WAS LIKE ALL MAGIC AND SHIT AND WAS LIKE, SO MUCH BETTER THAN CLIMBING ULURU, SERIOUSLY WHO THE HELL WANTS TO TAKE A VACATION TO THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT AND THEN, FOR A LEISURE ACTIVITY, CLIMB A BIG DIRT ROCK THING THAT HAS SOME IMPORTANCE TO SOME ABS FROM LIKE, 45324 MILLION YEARS AGO. YEAH. SO THIS PAV WAS SO GOOD THAT A DINGO TRIED TO EAT IT, BUT IT COULDNT. EPIC. ANYWAYS, THE GOVERNMENT THOUGHT THIS PAV WAS A BIT TOO GOOD AND PUT A BAN ON IT CAUSE THEYRE ALL A BUNCH OF CONSERVATIVE WANKERS OR SOMETHING. KRAMER THOUGHT THAT WAS A BIT NOT ON, SO HE TOOK THE PAV AND DID A RUNNER.
CHAPTER 2 COMING SOON. OR NOT, I DUNNO, WHATEVER. ****. FINE, ILL DO IT, STOP PRESSURING ME. SHIT. MAYBE I WONT NOW, YOU'VE HURT MY FEELINGS.