woah, woah, woah, woah

Started by Ax3l6 pages

Originally posted by Kram3r
I am fairly awesome.
Now that's just a bloody lie.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Now that's just a bloody lie.

Nah, reckon I own.

Originally posted by Hazardous
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate dipping the pen in the Barker ink biscuits

So......is she legal yet? haermm

tommyface roface


drylaugh

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And they think I am stupid, funny, and have a hot GF haermm They didn't show AC, Piggle, DDM much love either.

They didn't have anything to say about me at all. It was flattering. All they said was "He's been wrong before, people.". One wonders why this wasn't followed with the overwhelming and prolific proof people (And the troll) seem to "have". Followed by just generally telling OTHERS to stop sucking up to me because I don't care about them.

They, like everyone else, got nothing to say that can insult me. How do you insult someone who literally doesn't care?

I was getting continual PMs from a guy representing a group not long after that; ApolloIceCloud, saying how he was going to act with his group to try getting Rex removed as a mod, then "they" were coming after me.

Quite laughable really. One of them even signed up with the name "Captain Rex", and was PMing me AS him. Literally no lives, some people.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Quite laughable really. One of them even signed up with the name "Captain Rex", and was PMing me AS him. Literally no lives, some people.

-AC

What's more laughable is why they call Piccadilly Circus, a circus.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
They didn't have anything to say about me at all. It was flattering. All they said was "He's been wrong before, people.". One wonders why this wasn't followed with the overwhelming and prolific proof people (And the troll) seem to "have". Followed by just generally telling OTHERS to stop sucking up to me because I don't care about them.

They, like everyone else, got nothing to say that can insult me. How do you insult someone who literally doesn't care?

I was getting continual PMs from a guy representing a group not long after that; ApolloIceCloud, saying how he was going to act with his group to try getting Rex removed as a mod, then "they" were coming after me.

Quite laughable really. One of them even signed up with the name "Captain Rex", and was PMing me AS him. Literally no lives, some people.

-AC

Regardless, they had words about you. Made me LOL.

Some people really need to take a few steps back, assess the situation and get a hobby.

Originally posted by wicker_man
Some people really need to take a few steps back, assess the situation and get a hobby.

Mate, reckon you're a bit of right there.

**** YOU ***** SPAMMING MY STORY THREAD GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHAPTER 2: KRAMER POTTER AND THE MAGIC PAV GO TAKE A TRIP DOWN FRANKSTON TO SEE SOME BLOKE CALLED PLOKOON FOREVER, OR BARKA, OR SOMETHING.

SO ANYWAY, **** FORGOT WHAT I WAS ON ABOUT.......OH YEAH, SO THE COMMIE GOVERNMENT BASTARDS BANNED THE MAGIC PAV AND GAY MARRIAGES, WHICH DONT ACTUALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH MAGIC PAV BUT KRAMER DIED A LITTLE INSIDE WHEN HE HEARD HE COULDNT HAVE A LEGAL STATUS WITH HIS LIFE PARTNER SO HE WAS A BIT UPSET AND RAN OFF WITH THE PAV. SOMEHOW HE ENDED UP IN FRANKSTON, I DUNNO HOW I HAVENT THOUGHT UP A PLOT POINT YET BUT HE PROBABLY WAVED HIS MAGIC DILDO AND GOT THERE OR SOMETHING. YEAH WE'LL SAY THAT HAPPENED.

SO KRAMER POTTER WAS ALL UP IN FRANKSTON HANGING WITH..........I DUNNO, MAYBE SOME GUY WALKING UP THE STREET, **** YOU FRANKSTON, YOU HAVE NOTHING GOOD GOING FOR YOU, LETS PRETEND FOR SAKE OF MAKING FRANKSTON A BIT MORE INTERESTING THAT SOME SHEILA WITH A NICE RACK CALLED IRENE WAS WITH KRAMER, MUST'VE DONE IT WITH A BIT OF MAGIC CAUSE HOW ELSE COULD HE PULL A CHICK LIKE THAT. ANYWAY, THIS CHICK WAS AS HUNGRY AS AN ABO FOR PETROL, SO KRAMER TOLD HER THAT THIS PLACE ROUND THE CORNER SOLD A PRETTY GROUSE MEAT PIE, DUNNO HOW HE KNEW THAT SINCE HE'D NEVER BEEN THERE BEFORE BUT THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WRITE SHIT UP ON A WHIM WITHOUT ANY STRUCTURE OR POINT. FROM NOW ON ALL PLOT HOLES WILL BE COVERED BY THE EXCUSE 'HE USED MAGIC'. SO ANYWAY, HE USED MAGIC AND THEY ENDED UP IN THE PIE SHOP CAUSE THIS STORY HAS TO MOVE ALONG SOMEHOW.

BUT THIS PIE SHOP WASNT NO ORDINARY PIE SHOP....THEY ALSO SOLD PASTIES. MIND = BLOWN. THATS PRETTY MUCH A PLOT TWIST RIGHT THERE, M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN DOESNT HAVE SHIT ON ME. SO BESIDES SELLING THE ODD PASTIE NOW AND THEN, THE SHOP ALSO HAD WIRELESS INTERNET, BUT SINCE THIS IS AUSTRALIA THE SPEED WAS ABOUT 4KB/S CAUSE THE COMMIE BASTARD GOVERNMENT LIKES KEEPING US 50 YEARS BACK FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD. SO WHILE THIS IRENE SHEILA WAS DECIDING WHETHER SHE WANTED A VILIS OR BALFOURS, TOUGH CHOICE I KNOW, KRAMER AND THE MAGIC PAV WENT AND SAT DOWN AT A TABLE. RIVETING STORYTELLING. SO THERE WAS THIS BLOKE SITTING AT THE NEXT TABLE EATING A PASTIE, I KNOW BIT OF A WEIRDO BUT WHATCHU GONNA DO, AND HE WAS TYPING ON HIS LAPTOP AND HAD A HARRY POTTER BOOK NEXT TO HIM AS WELL.
'MATE' SAID KRAMER, 'WHAT YOU DOING MATE, READING A BIT OF HP? SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE MATE LOLZ'
'MATE, I'M NOT READING IT, I'M USING IT FOR RESEARCH FOR A BIT OF FANFIC I'M WRITING', SAID THIS BLOKE
'LOL @ FANFIC' SAID KRAMER, 'WHATS YOUR NAME MATE, I.C WEINER?'
'NAH MATE, NAME'S BARKER BUT MOST PEOPLE JUST CALL ME BARKER', SAID THIS BARKER BLOKE.
'WELL BARKER MATE, FANFICS ARE A BIT GAY MATE, PEOPLE MIGHT THINK YOU'RE A BIT OF A QUEER OR SOMETHING' SAID KRAMER.
'I KNOW MATE, THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT ON ME LAPTOP IN FRANKSTON, NO ONE WILL SEE ME AND I CAN do it, y'know, sneakily. So it's not like, "HAY EVERY1!!! LOOKIT IM RITING HAIRI POT FANFICITONSZZZZZ@!2@22@@2" SAID BARKER.
'LOL, FAIR DINKUM, MAKE SURE A DINGO DONT EAT IT OR ANYTHING MATE' SAID KRAMER, THEN THAT IRENE SHEILA CAME BACK WITH A VILIS AND A BALFOURS PIE CAUSE SHE WAS A BIT OF A RIGHT CHICK LIKE THAT AND HER AND KRAMER LEFT THE SHOP.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
They didn't have anything to say about me at all. It was flattering. All they said was "He's been wrong before, people.". One wonders why this wasn't followed with the overwhelming and prolific proof people (And the troll) seem to "have". Followed by just generally telling OTHERS to stop sucking up to me because I don't care about them.

They, like everyone else, got nothing to say that can insult me. How do you insult someone who literally doesn't care?

I was getting continual PMs from a guy representing a group not long after that; ApolloIceCloud, saying how he was going to act with his group to try getting Rex removed as a mod, then "they" were coming after me.

Quite laughable really. One of them even signed up with the name "Captain Rex", and was PMing me AS him. Literally no lives, some people.

-AC

Odd.

Telling you to "shut your damn mouth" because you think replying over and over again, makes you right.

On top of that, he parodized your attitude towards others to show how high and mighty you were. He said that YOU think you're highly intelligent. Big difference than saying you actually are. He put that other shit in quotes, specifically to distance himself from the idea. He quickly followed it with his unique version of STFU.

Stop flattering yourself and pretending you went unscathed by a troll who means nothing.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Odd.

Telling you to "shut your damn mouth" because you think replying over and over again, makes you right.

On top of that, he parodized your attitude towards others to show how high and mighty you were. He said that YOU think you're highly intelligent. Big difference than saying you actually are. He put that other shit in quotes, specifically to distance himself from the idea. He quickly followed it with his unique version of STFU.

Stop flattering yourself and pretending you went unscathed by a troll who means nothing.

He showed how high and mighty I was? Well...

Thanks for saying I was ever high and mighty. The problem with people here is that they over-estimate THEMSELVES, then call ME high and mighty because I prove them wrong or something. It's inferiority complex projected onto another in the form of an imagined superiority complex. You should know all about by proxy, you think yourself to be something of a psychological mind.

Either way, it's a lose/lose. I am quite evidently highly intelligent, yet if I say it...I'm acting high and mighty. If someone else says it, they're sucking up to me. I'm not going to wait around to be praised for something I know I am, but that doesn't make me high and mighty. I don't think I'm a better or worse person than anyone just because I know I'm smarter than some. There's a difference, a clear difference.

Furthermore, you of ALL people (If this immature nature is really just a SIDE to you, implying you DO have a sensible one) should know that I am not stupid enough to think replying makes me right. Being right IN those replies is what makes me right. Not the fact that I am replying. As I also said, if this was fictionalised ego-spouting, you'd think there would be some overwhelming evidence to put out there that suggests I'm constantly wrong or easily beaten.

There isn't, nobody has any. There's a reason for this.

I'm not better; I'm just different and, let's face it...I'm better.

The above, for those who need it explained, was a comedic punchline that intentionally contradicts everything I intended to say with truth before it. Just outlining that for you lot (DDM and Co.).

Unscathed indeed. He didn't even touch me. He more or less just insulted you for assuming I care about you, haha.

I bet that does burn a bit, though. I can see why you'd feel a bit dejected that I so non-chalantly gave you a fake address after you were so excited to meet me.

Jokes/truth aside, I don't actually have as much issue with you as you'd think. I'd LIKE to believe that despite your on-forum nature is just a side to you (Why you'd intentionally act silly remains dumb to me, make no mistake), that beneath you there's a reasonably competent human being. I just figured I'd throw that out there because I can sense the tears and just wanted to let you know not to take things to heart there, precious.

-AC

You guys need to get out more, seriously go bake some cookies take 'em out to the woods with your friends and enjoy the fresh air.

You'll both (nay all) be going round in circles as I feel non of you are going to back down, the world keeps on spinning maybe you should to.

Originally posted by wicker_man
You guys need to get out more, seriously go bake some cookies take 'em out to the woods with your friends and enjoy the fresh air

Clearly you are typing from a night club, mid-socialising, with a girl on your arm and a drink in the other.

Clearly you are NOT in the O.T.F., posting, with the very people you criticise.

*Throws ball in the air, smashes it out of the park*

You're all about fresh air and activity, go catch the ball. Maybe when you come back, you'll have burned off the fatty layer of hypocrisy you have.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Clearly you are typing from a night club, mid-socialising, with a girl on your arm and a drink in the other.

Clearly you are NOT in the O.T.F., posting, with the very people you criticise.

*Throws ball in the air, smashes it out of the park*

You're all about fresh air and activity, go catch the ball. Maybe when you come back, you'll have burned off the fatty layer of hypocrisy you have.

-AC

Well you're right about night clubs; I can't stand 'em for one, but alas I'm indeed with my girlfriend on a bus to the next town (oh woe me I can't drive) and I'm coming from you through the wonders of mobile technology.

Don't take things to personally and think everyone is against you, we don't all have ulterior motives you know.

It wasn't anything personal...I'm well aware you addressed all of us.

I just happened to be the person available to reply with a distaste for hypocrisy.

Why don't you continue spending time with your girlfriend and let those of us here, who wish to have this semi-serious/semi-joking discussion do just that?

-AC

Ax3l isn't important stoned

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Ax3l isn't important stoned

haermm

Hey, me neither.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
It wasn't anything personal...I'm well aware you addressed all of us.

I just happened to be the person available to reply with a distaste for hypocrisy.

Why don't you continue spending time with your girlfriend and let those of us here, who wish to have this semi-serious/semi-joking discussion do just that?

-AC

Well as you said yourself semi-joking/semi-serious comments are ripe in here, and if you had got the gist of my post you'd have seen that...instead of going off on one of your trademark rants.

You see it as hypocrisy, I see it as merely an appeal for calm, others may see it as something completely different. Let them make up their own minds on the matter, but I thank you for your time and consideration in replying to my post, do sample one of my cookies on the way out 🙂

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
haermm

Hey, me neither.

What is there to say about you?

yeah! abs and her stupid sexy ass photos

and her bullshit music thats.... alright to listen to actually...

and her.. stupid.. apartment...

Originally posted by Mairuzu
What is there to say about you?

yeah! abs and her stupid sexy ass photos

and her bullshit music thats.... alright to listen to actually...

and her.. stupid.. apartment...

Well, yeah. I guess. But he still could have given me a shout out. cryoh Like 'Hey, ABS, nice ****.'