Lex Luthor vs. Joker

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Lex Luthor vs. Joker

Ok, so Joker has finally lost his marbles, and decided to give Batman a break.
He comes in Metropolis, and comes after Lex.

Joker has prep (let's say, month tops).
Lex has all his resources, and he knows rumors about Joker coming after him.
What happens?

Joker dies

Joker dies. Lex's resources keep him relatively safe from any over-the-top bullshit the Joker comes up with.

joker will find a way.

Originally posted by Prep-Man
joker will find a way.

.....to die!!!

So, no Joker fans around?

dude,joker will **** him up.lex's resources won't keep him safe from shit.joe is on BATMAN's level of genius.like the other guy said.HE WILL FIND A WAY

Originally posted by gobstakid777
dude,joker will **** him up.lex's resources won't keep him safe from shit.joe is on BATMAN's level of genius.like the other guy said.HE WILL FIND A WAY

so is Lex only with WAY more resources

Originally posted by Parmaniac
so is Lex only with WAY more resources

yea that's not gonna happen.joker will get the drop on dis ninja
jftw

Joker

Originally posted by gobstakid777
dude,joker will **** him up.lex's resources won't keep him safe from shit.joe is on BATMAN's level of genius.like the other guy said.HE WILL FIND A WAY

😂

For f*ck's sake, man... You can't be serious. Lex's resources include a private army, personal bodyguards, automated security systems, state-of-the-art weaponry, etc. Joker's odds of getting past all of that to get to Lex (who'd be operating some hi-tech armor by that point) are slim to none...

... but, as with just about every Batman/Joker thread, you delusional fanatics resort to "He'll find a way." when you can't successfully argue how they beat the odds.

Originally posted by Eternal Idol
😂

For f*ck's sake, man... You can't be serious. Lex's resources include a private army, personal bodyguards, automated security systems, state-of-the-art weaponry, etc. Joker's odds of getting past all of that to get to Lex (who'd be operating some hi-tech armor by that point) are slim to none...

... but, as with just about every Batman/Joker thread, you delusional fanatics resort to "He'll find a way." when you can't successfully argue how they beat the odds.


Of Course u can't successfully know how they beat the odds.thats what makes them so badass.Batman snuck onto the f$#kin watchtower.can u explain how he did that,no.he just did cause he's so badass.joker will find a way also

Lex Luthor is a Superman enemy for a reason, you know!! Joker couldn't even lace Lex's boots, let alone beat him.

Originally posted by gobstakid777
Of Course u can't successfully know how they beat the odds.thats what makes them so badass.Batman snuck onto the f$#kin watchtower.can u explain how he did that,no.he just did cause he's so badass.joker will find a way also

Batman no doubt helped to build the Watchtower and has a good deal of knowledge of its design. Big deal. That probably says more about how everyone on the Watchtower underestimates Batman's cunning.

You can't LOGICALLY explain how they do what they do, because it's impossible from a more realistic point of view. It's all inexplicable bullshit used by writers to move the story along without having to give these feats any sort of credibility.

Lex doesn't care about killing joker or not. Joker is done at first sight.. sadly

The Joker ain't outsmarting Lex..Lex's is like in the top three of smartest people on his planet..and the arch enemy of the most powerfull superhero eva for a goddamn good reason..and one of the best h2h fighters in the Dc universe..
That fight between the two in salvation run where the Joker won in H2H combat was sour-donkey- piss..and i'm not even talking about his private army and his krypto armor that would just be overkill.. he ain't gonna get punked by a freakin clown..No matter how much prep Ronald Mc Donald gets.. 😎

joker would own lex every single time in a 'mone e mono' situation... but with ALL of lex's resources brought into play + a month of prep?

yeah, this is utter spite in favor of lex. srsly

Originally posted by Galan007
joker would own lex every single time in a 'mone e mono' situation... but with ALL of lex's resources brought into play + a month of prep?

yeah, this is utter spite in favor of lex. srsly

Well, it actually only says Joker gets a month prep. Now, Lex has usually been shown to boss everyone around, including Joker, but only because Joker goes along with it. I think Joker could take him for just a few reasons.

1. Lex is arrogant as all Hell. If there were just rumors, would Lex really give a damn?

2. Joker has a month prep time.

3. Batman is the ONLY person in the omniverse to understand how Joker thinks, and how his plans will unravel into the punchline. Joker has planned plots that unravel more contrived and puzzling than an M Knight Shayamalammamam movie.

So even if it took several weeks for the plan to reach fruition, Lex would eventually find out that maybe one his own guards, the new rookie that rose through the ranks, is Joker in disguise. Or maybe a chauffeur, and he drives Lex into a garage filled with a gas form of the Joker-venom.

Originally posted by Galan007
joker would own lex every single time in a 'mone e mono' situation... but with ALL of lex's resources brought into play + a month of prep?

yeah, this is utter spite in favor of lex. srsly

pretty much, though mono e mono is pretty close, imo. they had a good knock-down-drag-out in salvation run. pretty even til the end when joker pulled it out. if lex seriously wanted joker dead, he'd be dead with some time and prep. realistically, if bruce wayne really wanted joker dead, joker would be long since planted in the earth.

joker is supercool and always will be, but he is what he is, regardless of coolness.