Lex Luthor vs. Joker

Started by Galan0073 pages

Originally posted by Master Court
So even if it took several weeks for the plan to reach fruition, Lex would eventually find out that maybe one his own guards, the new rookie that rose through the ranks, is Joker in disguise. Or maybe a chauffeur, and he drives Lex into a garage filled with a gas form of the Joker-venom.
or lex [who knows joker is coming] simply dons his armor, and blasts the bajesus out of him.

Eh, but I thought it was just "rumor". Does Lex often put his armor on to combat rumors?

And I'm talking BIG disguise. Make-up, more make-up, even more make-up, the works.

Originally posted by Master Court
Eh, but I thought it was just "rumor". Does Lex often put his armor on to combat rumors?
as vain as luthor might be, if he heard that a 'big namer' like joker was going to try and kill him, he'd certainly take the precautions necessary to protect himself. remember, joker isn't some random thug who's threats can be taken lightly..

joker goes down extremely hard, jokers a mad dog, lex luthor is a methodical genius

i think it all depends on how seriously lex takes the rumor. if he takes it seriously and puts all his resources towards it id give lex 9/10 if he shrugs it off and ignores the rumors or just doesnt care because hes so cocky id give mr J 8/10

Joker doesn't have to go directly at Lex after 1 month.
Luring Luthor into a trap is viable tactic for him here.

If i were Joker, i'd go for LexCorp first.

This is a spite thread. Joker is highly intelligent compared to some and they tolerate each other, but with his resources, and intellect, if he knows the Joker is coming, the Joker is a dead men.

I mean seriously, Luthor has given himself synthetic Superman like powers when he wanted. Luthor won't be playing around if he thinks Joker is gunning form him and with his intellect and resources, compared to Luthor, the Joker might as well be a caveman with a a club.

The only reason this idiot isn't dead yet, is because Bruce is too much of a selfish pussy to get over himself and his apparent morals and put a bullet in this freak's head. I mean how many deaths is Bruce indirectly responsible for? Thousands? Millions?

If their was a choice between killing the villain and letting the world die, I bet idiots like Clark, Bruce and Reed would consider letting the world die just for their morals. This is why I've always liked Thor. It might be a last resort but he does what is needed.

But I mean, a month of prep time for Joker?

He could study Lex's routines. As soon as Lex heads to McDonald's, Joker's in disguise as the dude that serves the burgers. Lex licks his lips, sinks his teeth into the delicious McChicken Legend, and BOOM! Joker-venom churns in Lex's gut. Lex imbibes it, convulses, permanently smiles, and Joker gets a good candid photo to put on his MySpace page.

I hate MySpace.

Anywho, it's just a scenario. Not to take Lex lightly, but I think Joker would at least be a major threat. Lex is use to dealing with things more politically and tactically. Joker, on the other hand, uses devious schemes and really cool evil tricks and sh*t that sometimes baffle even Batman. My point is, Lex's only real haven is LexCorp, but who said Joker can only get him there? And what's more, there's been no set deadline for Joker to x-out Lex. So if Joker plans things right, Lex could wait in LexCorp for weeks and weeks, but eventually... you know... BOOM! Joker-venom. And the longer Lex waits, the more the odds are in Joker's favor.

EDIT: I mean, my point is that Joker sometimes plans things on such a practical yet simpler, albeit creative, scale that it might slip by Lex's notice.

Originally posted by Master Court
But I mean, a month of prep time for Joker?

He could study Lex's routines. As soon as Lex heads to McDonald's, Joker's in disguise as the dude that serves the burgers. Lex licks his lips, sinks his teeth into the delicious McChicken Legend, and BOOM! Joker-venom churns in Lex's gut. Lex imbibes it, convulses, permanently smiles, and Joker gets a good candid photo to put on his MySpace page.

lex would NEVER be seen at mcdonald's. uhuh

Originally posted by Galan007
lex would NEVER be seen at mcdonald's. uhuh

right he was always shown as the KFC guy 😆

Originally posted by Parmaniac
right he was always shown as the KFC guy 😆

I thought Lex was more of a Burger King man.

Originally posted by chomperx9
😂

What happened next?

Originally posted by Survivor19
What happened next?

they had a very good fight and pretty much beat the holy hell out of each other . . .

lex would never show up at mcdonalds cause ronald mcdonald would own lex

Originally posted by chomperx9
lex would never show up at mcdonalds cause ronald mcdonald would own lex

Ronald > Joker

just look at Ronalds resources, he's got influence around the whole globe 🤣

with a month of prep joker contaminates lex's water supply or air conditioning. lex chokes and smiles.

Maybe it's Joker's gloves, but the last time I backhanded someone it hurt my fingertips. 😬

It is probably because you're bitchmade.