The most important battle of all time

The Participants:

John McClane
Martin Riggs
Wolverine
Palpatine
Spiderman
Reed Richards
Dr Doom
Voldemort

The Scenario:
Each of them find a package in the mail one day. Inside it is a deed, a little cane, a little top hat and a frog. Not just any frog, it's Michigan J Frog. He sings and dances, but only for them. What will the above people do to convince the world that he can sing and dance? NOTE: The frog is immortal and indestructable.

Voldemort will save the memory of the frog dancing to a pensive, then show the world. The rest are SOL.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Voldemort will save the memory of the frog dancing to a pensive, then show the world. The rest are SOL.

riggws,mcclane,spidey,wolvs,and possibly voldemort aint gonna be able to do shit.palpatine will either manipulate or intimidate it or just outright kill it if it isn't a part of his plans,or pull a xanatis gambit if it is.same goes for doom.reed will probably be able to outsmart it but maybe not.sidious and doom will definetly come out as victors though

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
The frog is a damned wizard too, and would sabatoge it. :biggrin

WIN.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Imperio FTW, Voldemort will Imperio it and make it dance even if it CANT dance.

WIN.

Imperio can be resisted through willpower. PWN

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Imperio can be resisted through willpower. PWN

The frog at the time it was alive was at least 63 years old. He survived without food, water, air or light for all that time. He doesn't have to be a wizard, but the evidence speaks for itself. He also must have a strong will to just wait for decades at a time to screw with people's minds. LOL

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
The frog at the time it was alive was at least 63 years old. He survived without food, water, air or light for all that time. He doesn't have to be a wizard, but the evidence speaks for itself. He also must have a strong will to just wait for decades at a time to screw with people's minds. LOL

Voldy Imperio's the frog, makes it dance.

:eyeroll Harry didn't resist snakeface with "wizard telepathy". He did it with his will alone.

Michigan J Frog>Harry Potter in willpower

Dude, it's a frog. Voldemort will crucio it, Imperio it, then cover it in chocolate and eat it.

Why would a frog feel pain when it is indestructible?

Prove it is indestructible? Was it shown in a movie? Got a wiki link?

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Why would a frog feel pain when it is indestructible?

just kiddin,but seriously u kinda need to back up some of your feats

It's in the cartoon "Another Froggy Evening". He's been around since the dawn of time and never is in any need of food, water, air or light.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
It's in the cartoon "Another Froggy Evening". He's been around since the dawn of time and never is in any need of food, water, air or light.

And this does shit to prove he can resist Imperio. He wont. He'll dance. Voldy will eat him.

Michigan J. Frog is the shit. No one can stop his show tunes. 😐

Voldemort and the death spell can. Would. Yeah.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Voldemort and the death spell can't. Won't. Yeah.

Fix'd 😉

Waiting on proof of that. Go ahead, look for it, I'll wait.

Thats right, there is none.

So, Voldy Imperios the frog and makes it dance, fact, end of story.