The most important battle of all time

Started by Dr Will Hatch2 pages

Michigan J Frog has some sort of precognition because his signature cover "Hello My Baby" didn't come out until seven years after he was buried. Also, he was singing in a language that didn't even exist(English) when he was performing in front of a classical Roman audience. He will react faster every time Voldemort tries to death spell or crucio him. 😂

McClane uses his old media connections on Nightline etc to show the frog to the world on TV.*

He winneth.

* He may even convince Sam Coleman and her crew to fly a helicopter over the wing of a moving 747, allowing a good closeup of the frog in the plane. After it blows up, and the frog performs a song and dance routine thus proving that if McClane was unable to destroy it, no one could...

...or he could throw the box with the frog out of a 32nd story window of Nakatomi plaza onto the windshield of the pressvan below...only to spring out and perform some ragtime jazz.
How impressive would that be as a debut for the world...?

I can't get over the fact that people are taking this thread seriously and getting pissy.

I haven't actually laughed at a thread in a long time, thanks Rogue Jedi.

Originally posted by grimify
I can't get over the fact that people are taking this thread seriously and getting pissy.

I haven't actually laughed at a thread in a long time, thanks Rogue Jedi.

i know.me too.
rolflmoa 😆
and i'm just gonna add this cause i like it 💃

Well, I don't think anyone has gotten pissy...

Lets set a trend... 💃

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Michigan J Frog has some sort of precognition because his signature cover "Hello My Baby" didn't come out until seven years after he was buried. Also, he was singing in a language that didn't even exist(English) when he was performing in front of a classical Roman audience. He will react faster every time Voldemort tries to death spell or crucio him. 😂
I'm still waiting for some PROOF on this frog being uber. 🙄 Until there is proof, he is just a regular frog.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'm still waiting for some PROOF on this frog being uber. 🙄 Until there is proof, he is just a regular frog.

You sound like Michigan J Frog's audience thinking it's just a regular frog. haermm

A regular TALENTED frog. With Voldy Imperioing it, it will be a dead frog.

Yes, a regular immortal, indestructable, iron-willed, incredibly TALENTED frog. 😆

🙄

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Yes, a regular immortal, indestructable, iron-willed, incredibly TALENTED frog. 😆

Indeed.

The world'd be stunned when McClane introduces him to the it via his media connections.. ✅

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
slurp slurp slurp....mmmmmmmm McClane cock....
Fixed ✅

Sluuuuurp Slurrrp underage wizard cock sluurrrp sluuuurrrrp old man Dumbledore slurrrrrp sluuuurrrrrrppppppp mmmmmmmmmm Wizard juuuuuuice mmmmmmmm slurp slurp...

Also, in case its not clear, 'you felch wizards' to infinity plus one..

Easy Holly, no need to bear your PMS McClane claws.

LOL

Easy Murtaugh.... no need to take Rigg's out of your mouth, all that mindless shouting is just spitting his juices all over your chin.

All I hear is Butthurt Slllllluuurrrrrpp sluuuuurpppp Harry and little Ron Weasley slurp slurp slurping.