Originally posted by dadudemon
It takes you 45 minutes to shower and shave your cock and balls?Lame.
No, that's about 25-30 mins. The remaining 15-20 is to strategically place the lube and toys about, gather the pillows, secure the swing, also to wank one out, that way I'm not committing myself with a pre-loaded weapon.
Originally posted by Robtard
No, that's about 25-30 mins. The remaining 15-20 is to strategically place the lube and toys about, gather the pillows, secure the swing, also to wank one out, that way I'm not committing myself with a pre-loaded weapon.
WTF?
No.
10 minutes to shave the cock and balls, chest, and armpits.
10 minutes to get dressed, cologne, and deodorize.
5 Minutes to shave and do the hair.
And that's it. Period.
A real man has his sex toys already setup for his date, before he knows he's got a date. Lube and everything. Swing is already there, as well as the stirrups. 😐
The only thing extra is whip cream, but that's what the little fridge next to the bed is for. 😐
Originally posted by Robtard
^I don't shave my chest and armpits, you homo.
Only a newb thinks that women don't like a clean shaven man.
Besides, there's less friction for multiple female bodies to be involved.
Originally posted by Robtard
I'll be only wearing a towelThat's just tacky, having it all out.
Weird. I would be completely dressed as allowing them to undress you is part of the fun. 😐
Neeeewwwwb!
And figuring out the gag sizes is part of the fun. NEWWWWB!
Originally posted by dadudemon
Only a newb thinks that women don't like a clean shaven man.Besides, there's less friction for multiple female bodies to be involved.
Weird. I would be completely dressed as allowing them to undress you is part of the fun. 😐
Neeeewwwwb!
And figuring out the gag sizes is part of the fun. NEWWWWB!
all of this talk reminded me of my daily umm...starts with p and rhymes with corn...watching.better get to it.just gotta find my lotion...