Rorschach versus Danny the Dog...

Originally posted by Robtard
Swinging a sword about is different than using everyday objects as effective weapons. Something Rorschach has shown great ingenuity at.

Besides, Danny rushes in and tries to beat his opponents, he doesn't go for makeshift weapons first.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Works both ways, you know. ✅ Danny is better h2h, better with weapons, so it's only natural he'll be better with projectile weapons ✅

Like Danny would be smart enough to do that. In the movie he wasnt the brightest fellow nor was he really that resiliant.

Ror got taken in by police

danny wouldn't have

How do you figure? Danny wouldnt of done the things Shaq did to even escape the building. He would of beat the swat officers up too, but he would of probably got taken down faster than shaq.

come on.Danny dodged a bullet at point blank range and blockeda punch w/ a headbutt,breaking the assailants hand in the process.i'm sure anything shaq can do, danny can do

Dr. Manhattan blows them both up.

Originally posted by gobstakid777
come on.Danny dodged a bullet at point blank range and blockeda punch w/ a headbutt,breaking the assailants hand in the process.i'm sure anything shaq can do, danny can do

what did shaq do besides break fingers,survive a kick,and take down a swat team in a crowded hallway

You're downplaying his durability feats foolishly, to send 130-odd pounds flying 30' (really 50'😉, that kick would pack tremendous force.

Of note, calling Rorschach "Shaq" is annoying, he's not large, he's not a negro and by all accounts he doesn't play basketball.

Nothing.

Originally posted by Robtard
You're downplaying his durability feats foolishly, to send 130-odd pounds flying 30' (really 50'😉, that kick would pack tremendous force.

Of note, calling Rorschach "Shaq" is annoying, he's not large, he's not a negro and by all accounts he doesn't play basketball.

what do u mean "negro" 😠
jus kiddin

but why can't i call him shaq.it's better than calling him "ror"

Because a Shaq exist. Do what you want, it's annoying though.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Wrong. Danny eats his lunch.

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were allowed to give opinions here. It's not like this is a Forum or anything.

In any case, I'll say Danny in a close match. However, this is assuming it's hand to hand. If weapons are involved, Rorschach takes this.

Originally posted by Robtard
Because a Shaq exist. Do what you want, it's annoying though.

bats exist to, that doesn't stop people from calling him bats

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were allowed to give opinions here. It's not like this is a Forum or anything.

In any case, I'll say Danny in a close match. However, this is assuming it's hand to hand. If weapons are involved, Rorschach takes this.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Weapons? Did you not see "Unleashed" or the vid I posted?

Those are basically conventional weapons, soup can to the head or tobasco to the eye isn't.

Originally posted by Robtard
Those are basically conventional weapons, soup can to the head or tobasco to the eye isn't.

But OK, I'll play....Rorschach throws a can of soup at Danny. Danny sees it coming, dodges (He DID dodge a bullet at point blank range after all, that's some Ozy shit), rushes in, beats Rorschach senseless. Rorschach goes down, Danny removes his "face", Rorschach screams like a girl "GIMMEE BACK MY FACE!!!", then SNAP, Danny breaks his neck.

Danny wipes his ass with Rorschach's "face" and eats ice cream with Morgan Freeman's daughter.

Slice of fried gold, my friend. 😄

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And you are simply assuming that Danny can use only conventional weapons. Sledgehammers are NOT conventional weapons, dude.

But OK, I'll play....Rorschach throws a can of soup at Danny. Danny sees it coming, dodges (He DID dodge a bullet at point blank range after all, that's some Ozy shit), rushes in, beats Rorschach senseless. Rorschach goes down, Danny removes his "face", Rorschach screams like a girl "GIMMEE BACK MY FACE!!!", then SNAP, Danny breaks his neck.

Danny wipes his ass with Rorschach's "face" and eats ice cream with Morgan Freeman's daughter.

Slice of fried gold, my friend. 😄

I dont understand why you're assuming that Rorschach is insanely slow or something. Not to mention you're failing to realize he is way more crafty than Danny was by a long shot. Danny wouldnt go in there and WTF pwn him like you think. Not to mention it even describes the following: Danny still has the mentality of a child, and is forced to live in squalor, naive and innocent of the real world.

Originally posted by gobstakid777
bats exist to, that doesn't stop people from calling him bats

I assume you mean Batman and 'Bats' is one of Joker's nicknames for Batman, because it's the first part of his name. "Shaq" has nothing to do with Rorschach and Shaq is the name of someone else.

Short form: Point, you forgot to bring one.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And you are simply assuming that Danny can use only conventional weapons. Sledgehammers are NOT conventional weapons, dude.

But OK, I'll play....Rorschach throws a can of soup at Danny. Danny sees it coming, dodges (He DID dodge a bullet at point blank range after all, that's some Ozy shit), rushes in, beats Rorschach senseless. Rorschach goes down, Danny removes his "face", Rorschach screams like a girl "GIMMEE BACK MY FACE!!!", then SNAP, Danny breaks his neck.

Danny wipes his ass with Rorschach's "face" and eats ice cream with Morgan Freeman's daughter.

Slice of fried gold, my friend. 😄

You're ignoring Rorschach's damage soak, Danny's going to have a hard time hurting him enough to drop his midget ass.

It ending with Danny taking a soup can to the head is far more plausible. I avoid fried foods, though tasty, they make you fat.