Originally posted by Robtard
You're ignoring Rorschach's damage soak, Danny's going to have a hard time hurting him enough to drop his midget ass.It ending with Danny taking a soup can to the head is far more plausible. I avoid fried foods, though tasty, they make you fat.
The soup can tactic has been pwned, Rob. Danny dodges bullets at point blank range. Bullet dodging pwns can dodging. Rorschach can throw can after can at Danny, Danny is gonna dodge each one, get in close, and BUST Rorschach up. Here is another vid of Danny in action.
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Bullet dodging. Masterful use of any weapon he gets his hands on. Pwning four, five, six guys at a time. Getting the shit kicked outta him for minutes at a time, never slowing down, never showing signs of fatigue. Supreme agility. Stronger, faster, basically superior to Rorschach in EVERY way.
I already threw the pool fight out there. That should be enough. No? OK.
Check out the fight on the rooftop at 5:55. Four armed men, Danny unarmed, Danny pwns them in seconds.
Not to mention the fight with big bad baldie wiith the machete at the end.
Want more? K:
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At :14, Danny kills a man twice his size with one punch.
At 1:15, Danny takes on SEVEN armed men, PWNS them all.
All the facts are right here. Faster, stronger, more agile, more durable, an all around vastly superior fighter than Rorschach.