Latest birther nonesense-The State of Obama's wee wee

So, I got this off the blogosphere. The latest "proof" that Obama is a Kenyan national is an unsourced quote from a family member that Obama was never circumcised. Supposedly, it was customary in many states in the 60's to just lop that shit off without consulting parents and if he was born in Kenya, they would have just left him uncut.

The problem with this hypothesis is that Kenya, Indonesia, and just about every other country Obama spent his time in has circumcision rights as a coming of age ceremony, typically around Christmas, which I guess...sucks to be him. Regardless, doctors have more or less always asked for consent for every kind of surgical procedure and in an age where because of reform movements, you can't even tell if someone is Muslim or Jewish by the state of their pee pee, this tells us absolutely nothing.

So is he America's first black, uncut president? For Michelle's sake, I hope so. 😉

Who cares?

If it turns out that he is not a natural born US citizen then impeach him, but until some proof comes forward, I don't care.

He's not Kenyan, he's Hawaiian that's been settled. Really now people just have to prove that Hawaii is part of the United States when it is clearly an island, not a state.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
He's not Kenyan, he's Hawaiian that's been settled. Really now people just have to prove that Hawaii is part of the United States when it is clearly an island, not a state.

Are you being sarcastic?

Wouldn't it be funny if minority leader John Boner subpoenaed him to drop his pants in front of congress? If this goes through, it could get to be an even bigger waste of money than the Clinton trial and the Meese Pornography Commission. At least in each of those cases, there's some value for your dollar in the form of some hilarious findings and testimony.

My favorite quote from the Meese Commission hearings-

"Is it illegal to have sex with a corpse if you're married to it?"

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Are you being sarcastic?

So you can't prove it then? Are you really that brainwashed into the party line that you refuse to even think about it?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
So you can't prove it then? Are you really that brainwashed into the party line that you refuse to even think about it?

What? Hawaii being a state?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
He's not Kenyan, he's Hawaiian that's been settled. Really now people just have to prove that Hawaii is part of the United States when it is clearly an island, not a state.

While I like your sarcasm here, the angle [mow] from 'them' is, does he meet the "Natural Born" clause since his father was a British citizen at the time of Obama's birth [in Hawaii].

Originally posted by Darth Jello

So is he America's first black, uncut president? For Michelle's sake, I hope so. 😉

Well, at least we can put the "He's a Muslim!" to rest, as no self respecting Islamophile would be uncut.

Circumcision in Islam is a matter of custom, not faith. Most Muslims just happen to live within traditions and regions that have some sort of practice or tradition. Again, no longer an indication of faith. Hell, we live in a world where it's estimate that as many as 5% of Jews are uncut. You're talking to one of 'em.

Basically, this doesn't determine anything other than how good he has it and how good he can give it to Michelle, that's it.

I get it now. This is not a birther thread, it's a wee wee thread.

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as long as he isn´t some alien lizard blood drinker trying to impose a police state on the US, and is doing a good job. Who cares where he´s from?

Originally posted by Bicnarok
as long as he isn´t some alien lizard blood drinker trying to impose a police state on the US, and is doing a good job. Who cares where he´s from?

The Constitution of the United States.

Originally posted by Robtard
The Constitution of the United States.

Does the Constitution require the president to be human?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Does the Constitution require the president to be human?

😱 No, just natural born. That means an alien that is born here can become president.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Does the Constitution require the president to be human?

It says "person", so I'd guess yes.

Originally posted by Robtard
It says "person", so I'd guess yes.

Person is more generic than just human.

I think the Founding Fathers were expecting contact with alien species (such as negroes like 'bama)

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Person is more generic than just human.

I think the Founding Fathers were expecting contact with alien species (such as negroes like 'bama)

I'm going to have to side with Merriam-Webster and disagree, a person is a human.

I don't think so, or else they would have included the forming and sustaining of an air force.

These birthers are out of their minds.

Originally posted by KidRock
These birthers are entirely reasonable people and we need more of them.

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