pills to make you taller

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pills to make you taller

ive seen abunch of advertisements on the net and extenze comercials and stuff of pills to make you taller. but do any of them really work ? have you tried any of em ?

Sigh.

If you mean what I think you mean, they did several studies of those pills and found a surprising amount of rat droppings...

Re: pills to make you taller

Originally posted by chomperx9
ive seen abunch of advertisements on the net and extenze comercials and stuff of pills to make you taller. but do any of them really work ? have you tried any of em ?

Shit, I gotta tell Skee-Lo right quick!

Extenze makes you taller?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Extenze makes you taller?

Adds an inch or two.

Not only does it make you taller, but it makes you taste like chocolate and ejaculate dollar bills, so women will like you.

dude, LONGER.

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Gay penis!!!!

Originally posted by chomperx9
ive seen abunch of advertisements on the net and extenze comercials and stuff of pills to make you taller. but do any of them really work ? have you tried any of em ?

You're probably going to thank I'm trying to put you down again, but honestly, were you high when you posted this? Do you mean Extenze making you vertically taller?

Originally posted by chomperx9
ive seen abunch of advertisements on the net and extenze comercials and stuff of pills to make you taller. but do any of them really work ? have you tried any of em ?
They work... I'm 8'2" now with a 14" penis.

Every manufacturer has been sued for false advertising, the inventor of enzyte is in prison along with his mother for multiple counts of fraud, and every penis enlargement pill (aside from containing rat poop) as high amounts of a bark extract called Yohimbine which can help with ED, but is heavily regulated everywhere except the United States because in moderate doses, it tends to make people sick and kill them. The FDA doesn't really regulate a lot of natural supplements and products so you have to be really careful about ODing on vitamins and minerals or ingesting stuff like St. John's Wort and Bitter Orange which are trade names for plants that have been banned in many countries because they turn certain human organs into jelly.

If you want to get taller, go into space. However, it is only temporary.

I'm currently taking Dr. Lorenzo's Miracle Cure for the Everything Syrup. Only paid 5 cents for a bottle.

Be proud of your height!! Height pride.

lol, just skip all the middle men and take some e

wont make you taller, but the ingredients are probably a little safer, and there is way more bang for your buck

Originally posted by MildPossession
Be proud of your height!! Height pride.

The next thing we are going to have is Height pride parades. 🙄

Originally posted by §P0oONY
They work... I'm 8'2" now with a 14" penis.

Watched an internet clip on a guy with a 12.9" penis, he claimed he had to go gay because he couldn't ever fully penetrate a vagina and [gay] men are more likely to take anal.

In short: You're gay.

The next thing we are going to have is Height pride parades.

And what a wonderful sight it would be.