pills to make you taller

Started by inimalist2 pages

no, seriously, I'm not really gay, I just have a massive penis

Originally posted by MildPossession
And what a wonderful sight it would be.

The height pride parade or the 13" cock?

Originally posted by inimalist
no, seriously, I'm not really gay, I just have a massive penis

Then you have three options.

1) Be happy never fully penetrating a woman

2) Find a woman who's happy taking it up the chute for you

3) Go gay, all the way gay

Yes, ha, I edited in the quote so not to confuse. I don't particulary want to see a 14" penis going anal, straight or gay.

Dude claimed it was 12.9"

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Every manufacturer has been sued for false advertising, the inventor of enzyte is in prison along with his mother for multiple counts of fraud, and every penis enlargement pill (aside from containing rat poop) as high amounts of a bark extract called Yohimbine which can help with ED, but is heavily regulated everywhere except the United States because in moderate doses, it tends to make people sick and kill them. The FDA doesn't really regulate a lot of natural supplements and products so you have to be really careful about ODing on vitamins and minerals or ingesting stuff like St. John's Wort and Bitter Orange which are trade names for plants that have been banned in many countries because they turn certain human organs into jelly.
Damn.....Hey, I'd rather have an average sized penis haermm

Originally posted by Robtard
Watched an internet clip on a guy with a 12.9" penis, he claimed he had to go gay because he couldn't ever fully penetrate a vagina and [gay] men are more likely to take anal.

In short: You're gay.

Safe sex sir. Nothing over 8" should be inserted into the anus, male or female.

Quote overheard by my roommate at a bachelorette party:

"I call him the tuna can. He didn't bottom me out, but he sure did bang up the sides."

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Safe sex sir. Nothing over 8" should be inserted into the anus, male or female.

Quote overheard by my roommate at a bachelorette party:

"I call him the tuna can. He didn't bottom me out, but he sure did bang up the sides."

Nonsense, the anus is far deeper than that; there's plenty of internet porn to prove it.

Haha, if I had something like that, I'd tattoo "Womb Wrecker" on the sides.

well, past the rectum, where the colon curves is the sigmoid which is very prone to injury especially when you've got some lummox jack hammering balls deep. Most girls who are into fifth base/dugout type activities don't even like going particularly deep anyway.

They love it, just being reserved and proper.

Beavis, you will never score. uh-huh-huh-huh-huh.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Beavis, you will never score. uh-huh-huh-huh-huh.

There's a 'your mom' joke in there somewhere; I just can't fully grasp it at the moment. I'll have to get back to you.

Originally posted by Robtard
Then you have three options.

1) Be happy never fully penetrating a woman

2) Find a woman who's happy taking it up the chute for you

3) Go gay, all the way gay

4) be really happy I don't have a 13 inch penis

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
You're probably going to thank I'm trying to put you down again, but honestly, were you high when you posted this? Do you mean Extenze making you vertically taller?
no was not high. its hard to believe that a pill would make you taller and thats why i asked if the pills are for real or not. http://www.walgreens.com/store/product.jsp?CATID=304803&navAction=jump&navCount=0&nug=VPD&skuid=sku5637008&id=prod5638141

says on the walgreens site increase your size. yeah i know the pills are supposed to make your you know what bigger but ive seen advertisements saying they increase your height as well.

You've got a spike lodged in your brain or something, right?

Originally posted by chomperx9
no was not high. its hard to believe that a pill would make you taller and thats why i asked if the pills are for real or not. http://www.walgreens.com/store/product.jsp?CATID=304803&navAction=jump&navCount=0&nug=VPD&skuid=sku5637008&id=prod5638141

says on the walgreens site increase your size. yeah i know the pills are supposed to make your you know what bigger but ive seen advertisements saying they increase your height as well.

Where does it say it increases height?

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Where does it say it increases height?
doesnt say on the site increase height but they have said that on comercials

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