srankmissingnin
VP of Comic Knowledge
Originally posted by snoopdogg
I'll drive.
Rap isn't music, it is the lowest common denominator of noise. A series of trite comments about drugs/money/speakers/guns/jewelry/shoes/bitches forced into a rudimentary, nursery school rhyme scheme by a man who more often than not wouldn't recognize a guitar if you smacked him upside the head with it. The end result is something that could be easily replicated by any five your old in a kidder garden class with a rhyming dictionary. A cease pool of moronic ramblings on extravagance recited by a bunch of scum bags with jewelry in their faces, over top a 10 second drum beat repeated ad nauseam on a 10 second loop, or if you are lucky over a sample of a real song made by an actual musician years ago who actually had an iota of talent. The fact that you would not only listen to this but use it as your screen name leaves me to believe that you are, in fact, an idiot; and that your opinion on any subject mater is suspect.
Don't patronize me by misspelling my screen name, and I won't make fun of yours. 😎