The Swearing Dictionary

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dirty words

why you ask Mujaffa are you wearing one?

Did someone say I'm halfway to being a chick?

Look, I may have flabby man-boobs but I'm going to gym at the moment and they won't be there much longer. 🙁

wont what?

"...be there...", it clearly says that. 😄

yeah, really does

You know when I make silly comments like that I get a feeling afterwards that maybe I shouldn't becasue maybe they'll be taken seriously.

I'm only about 12.5 stone wringing wet and at 6 feet tall, that don't leave a lot of room for any flab.

we dont meassure in stone so I have no idea what 12 stone is in kilos

Stone age weight system.

what does a stone weigh these days

Dunno really.

pebbles then?

A few grammes.

14 pounds (I think), which makes me 175 pounds, which makes me about 80kg too.

Light weight. Hehehehehe.

I know, I have to run around in the shower to get wet. 🙁

thats becasue the water pressure in the Uk sucks

I have a power shower, it rocks. 😄

With electroshocks?

Nah, my mom and dad have a jacuzzi at their house though.

I often steal over there for a quicky if their on holiday!