Sooooooooooooooooo...........
DDM, Robtard and RJ are walking along the beach. DDM looks down and sees a genie bottle. He picks it up, rubs it, and POOF, the three are teleported to the lip of a great volcano, where a genie awaits....
The genie speaks. "You three have freed me from an eternity of imprisonment, I will grant you one wish each. You jump into the volcano, and the moment you touch the lava, you yell out what you really want to be, and you will become that thing.
DDM goes first. He jumps in, touches the lava, and yells out "GRAMMATON CLERIC!!!" He is transformed into a Grammaton Cleric, and sets off to hunt down sense offenders.
RJ goes next. He jumps in, touches the lava, and yells "JEDI!!!!" He is transformed into a powerful Jedi, and sets off to bring justice to the galaxy.
Robtard goes last. He jumps in, touches the lava, and yells "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!"
You can thank me later.