The Thread about Johnny Boy!

Not even close.

Envy?

Nope.

Ribs!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Smells like burnt beef stew.

That's due to the 8-9 pounds of decaying processed beef you have caked to the sides of your colon. Gives off a horrendous smell.

*hums Indiana Jones theme*

Don't think Indy would go adventuring into that chunnel.

hanuts

Right over his head.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Right over his head.

What did now?

Now he gets it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I can fit an entire larger-sized penis in my mouth without gagging one bit.

Impressive.

Not sure what larger SEIZED penis means, but OK. Someone took it? It's like being held at gunpoint?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sometimes, at night, I like to cover my junk with mayonnaise and masturbate while listening to Fall Out Boy, it's a guilty pleasure.

It's not hard to clean up afterwards?

I mean dude, is it on Alcatraz island, and are a group of Marines holding it hostage, threatening the states with VX gas over it?

By Zeus' butt-hole, it is.

Is Redford and a group of army prisoners holding it hostage? I want answers, man.

Wait I got it!!! Steven Segal is on a battleship fighting Tommy Lee Jones for it, right?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Is Redford and a group of army prisoners holding it hostage? I want answers, man.

*whiny voice* Give me back my flag!

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