Your best, corniest, & funniest horror movie line/s/quote/s you've ever heard in film

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Your best, corniest, & funniest horror movie line/s/quote/s you've ever heard in film

There is no limit with the amount of lines you post.

Quotes can come from any horror film ever made, from any year.

From the Epic lines to the most awfullest of lines to the most hilarious lines.

Mentioning the movie, the year and the person whom quoted the line/s would be really cool but it's completely optional.

Fire away! Bwahahahah!

I can't think of any right now apart from one I've always liked since I heard it in Scream when it first came out:

Billy Loomis: "Movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative".

Psycho
Normon Bates- "we all go a little mad sometimes"

A Nightmare on elm Street
Freddy Krueger " Hey Nancy, no running in the hallways"

Halloween
Doctor Sam loomis " He had this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes, the Devils eyes."

Exorcist
Regan "Your mother sucks cocks in hell"

Hellraiser
Pinhead "Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell".

Night of the Living dead
"There coming to get you Barbara"

Candyman
"Be my victim"

Funny line
Childs Play
Chucky- "You stupid *****, you filthy ****, I'll teach you to **** with me."

Behind the Mask
I don't remember the line EXACTLY, but this is sort of what he said.

Behind The Mask: Rise of Leslie Vernon
"I chose to hold the balance to everything we hold good, and pure.

You chose journalism." - Leslie Vernon.

Hellraiser - Pinhead
"No more deals Kirstie. It is your flesh we want to experience. Not your skill at bargining."

N.o.Elm.St.pt1
Tina - "Ooh God.."
Freddy K.- "This,.. is God" (smiles hysterically and chops own fingers off)

Pumpkinhead
Witch- "He already has died, he already has."

Friday the 13th
Ms Voorhees "Kill her, Mommy! Kill her! Don't let her get away, Mommy! Don't let her live! "

Children of the Corn
Malakai- OUTLANDER

Phantasm
Tallman- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY!

Dawn of the Dead
Reporter- "When there is no more room in hell, the dead shall walk the earth."

The Shinning
Jack- "Wendy, darling, light of my life, I'm not gonna hurt you"

Wendy -swings bat

Jack -" You didn't let me finish my sentence. I'm not gonna hurt you,......I'm just gonna bash your brains in,..... I'm gonna bash em right the **** in."

"In my day we respected our elders, we didn't eat them" - Undead

"I'm a Derek and Dereks don't run!" - Bad Taste

Frank: "Well, I guess we'll have to issue a gun to Ozzy
Barry: "Yeah, but don't forget about his personality disorder "-Bad Taste

one of the chessier ones..

"this IS the end, friend.."

- Childs Play.

Spoon from Dog Soldiers had some classics

"I hope I give you the shits you ****in' wimp."

Capt. Rhodes in Day of the Dead, while being disembowled by the zombies;

Choke on em, choke on em!

"What'd you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"
oscar winner right here

Freddy Kruger: "Where's the f**kin bourbon"
NOES: Dream Child (i think).

Originally posted by Discos
Freddy Kruger: "Where's the f**kin bourbon"
NOES: Dream Child (i think).
I think thats dream warriors

Evil dead
Cheryl "first we'll come for him and then we'll come for you"

Linda "Thank you, I dont know what I would have done if I remained on the hot coals, burnin my pretty flesh, you have pretty flesh, give it to us."

Night of the Demons

Stooge- " Eat a bowl of ****"

Stooge "Hey babe, I'll hold yours if you hold mine"

Another Stooge classic- "Dammit ***** come on. What you do flush yourself down the ****ing toilet."

Demons

Pimp " Faster, you act like you scared of breaking"

"What'd you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"

That's from worst quotes ever right lol, John Barrowman in whatever Z list movie.

ah your right it is dream warriors, god damn it it's my favourite part too! Thats what decides she needs to go to the sleep centre place.

Seymore: "You eat blood Audry II, lets face it! How am i supose keep feeding on you?!, kill people?!"

Audry II: "I'll make it worth your while.."

Seymore: "What?.."

- Little Shop of Horrors (a.k.a the best musical ever)

He dreamt he was a man and loved it, but now the dreams over and the insect is awake -The Fly

Funny

Silence of the Lambs (Buffalo Bill):
It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!

Army of Darkness (Ash):
Shop smart shop S-mart

would you f*ck me... I would f*ck me :L

The part in Nightmare on Elm Street (i definatly think its part 4 this time), where a guy unfolds a huge map and cant find the end, and gets to the corner where it just reads in big writing "YOU'RE ****ED".

It has to be done.

"GARBAGE DAY!" -Silent Night Deadly Night 2