Your best, corniest, & funniest horror movie line/s/quote/s you've ever heard in film

The part in Nightmare on Elm Street (i definatly think its part 4 this time), where a guy unfolds a huge map and cant find the end, and gets to the corner where it just reads in big writing "YOU'RE ****ED".

Freddy's Dead: Final Nightmare, part 6.

Tremors: Runnin's not a plan; Runnin's what you when the plan fails.

They Live: I have come here to chew bubble and kick a$$ and I'm
all out of bubble gum.

Aliens: Maybe you haven't been keeping up with current events, but we
just got are a$$es kicked pal.

What are we supposed to use man, harsh language?

Predator: I ain't got time to bleed.

You all are a bunch of slack jawed *******. This stuff will
make you a sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

Please, feel free. Explore. We have eternity to know your flesh.

- Pinhead (H:H2)

Kirsty Cotton: Who are you?

Pinhead: Explorers from the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others.

lol, fcukin love Pinhead. He just so.... horrifically poetic.

i think tha corniest line was "i see dead people".. i wanted to kill that little boy.. mayne i hated all the past scary movies though.. none of them seem to scare me.. i tend to find them rather humorus..

life has no meaning anymore, does it. the wine sickens you, the food has no taste, there's just no reason for any of it, is there.. but what if i could give it back to you. pluck out the pain and give you a new life. one you could never imagine. and it would be for all time. and sickness, and death, will never touch you.

Don't be afraid. I'm going to give you the choice, I, never had..

- Lestat "Interview with a Vampire"

Scream (favorite line from the whole movie)

*phone call*
Casie: Why do you want to know my name?
Killer: Because I want to know who I'm looking at.
Casie: What?
Killer: I want to know who I'm talking too.
Casie (getting scared): That's not what you said.

Lestat: For you Louis. Pretend it's wine.. (hands him a wine glass filled with the young half alive prostitutes blood)

Louis: She's not dead...

Lestat: You're in love with your mortal nature. You resist the one thing that can bring you peace.

Louis: (pissed) You call this peace..(smacks off wine glass from outta Lestat's hand)

Lestat: We're predators. Who's all seeing eyes were meant to give them detatchment!

Louis: The girl, Lestat!

Lestat: Then take her Louis! End your hunger!

Louis: No!..

Lestat: Take your aesthete's, taste purer things, kill them swiftly if you will, but do it! For do not doubt!! You are a killer, Louis !!!

- IWAV (best scene in the movie) -and that's just half the scene-

Originally posted by MildPossession
That's from worst quotes ever right lol, John Barrowman in whatever Z list movie.

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Freddy Krueger
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Child
'How's this for a wet dream'

Another one from A Nightmare on Elm Street 4:

Kincaid: I'll see you in hell.
Freddy Krueger: Tell 'em Freddy sent ya.

Ripliey from "Alien" had a classic one.

"Get away from her you *****!" Like she actually said this to the Alien mother while she in that mech suit.

i think that's how it went..

"COP-CABOB!"

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Poltergeist: "They're here."

Saw: "I wanna play a game."

The Ring 2: "Mommy!!!"
"I'm not your ****ing mommy."

The Shining: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"

Dracula: "Aren't you drinking?"
"I never drink... wine."

Ohhh Troll 2

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is that Kristen Stewarts dad? ~haremm~

"What'sa matter kid, don't I make you laugh?! Ain't I fcukin' funnneeeeeee!! You better answer now or else i'm gonna kill your whole, fcukin', family.."

- that clown dude from "the devils rejects"

lol. I think that's how it went.

This movie is full of bad/funny 1 liners: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQNwyTvwBJc&feature=related

"Garbage Day!"

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
Poltergeist: "They're here."

Saw: "I wanna play a game."

The Ring 2: "Mommy!!!"
"I'm not your ****ing mommy."

The Shining: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"

Dracula: "Aren't you drinking?"
"I never drink... wine."

The Ring 2 "Mommy!!!"
"Im not your ****ing mommy."

isn't that from "The Orphan", aswell?