Etiquette

There's a very pretty girl who is at the office as a summer job.

How do I get her attention? Bearing in mind that workplace etiquette forbids anything like flirting?

You follow her to her car, place bag over her face, naturally, then throw her into your motorvehicle. I'm sorry, what I meant to say was car. Yes.

Oh well, I would imagine that is how you would carry on.

Oh, you're just no fun.

But honestly, get her number, regardless if it is not allowed in the workplace you two can associate outside of work.

Stuff a banana in your undies, walk over to her desk at lunchtime, and ask her if she's hungry.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Stuff a banana in your undies, walk over to her desk at lunchtime, and ask her if she's hungry.

..the risk of being sued..

Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
..the risk of being sued..

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
haermm

you do things the weird way, RJ.

..try saying "bewbz" to her. that would get her attention. ermm

😐 I learn so much from this site.

seriously though, dude, just give her your number, or ask her out when the office hours are over or outside the office.

whatever Scythe said, actually.

This girl is gorgeous enough to refuse though... obviously if any other young woman at the office did that would just be laughable.

What does everyone think of this compliment? "You have a very mellow voice. not high and annoying as female voices usually are."

Originally posted by Bigon
This girl is gorgeous enough to refuse though... obviously if any other young woman at the office did that would just be laughable.

What does everyone think of this compliment? "You have a very mellow voice. not high and annoying as female voices usually are."

Just tell her you have a big penis, that'll do it

Originally posted by Bigon
This girl is gorgeous enough to refuse though... obviously if any other young woman at the office did that would just be laughable.

What does everyone think of this compliment? "You have a very mellow voice. not high and annoying as female voices usually are."

This thread is a joke, right?

No it's true, although I have phrased it in a joking fashion, obviously being flippant with the last post.

Originally posted by Bigon
This girl is gorgeous enough to refuse though... obviously if any other young woman at the office did that would just be laughable.

What does everyone think of this compliment? "You have a very mellow voice. not high and annoying as female voices usually are."

It was a joke... dear me.

Do you know what she's like as a person? If she's a ***** ur screwed

hmmmmm.... she has a pleasant tight lipped smile... seems a little bit shy if anything.

Oh...well...ask her if she wants to go for a drink some time, then get her number 😄 See if she's shy you don't wanna be too forward, not that you were gonna go up to her and say 'hey I want your number and then sex...if you don't agree to sex I will spike your drink and then have sex with you...either way I win b*tch!' Then you slap her a little bit maybe 😬

Originally posted by steverules_2
Oh...well...ask her if she wants to go for a drink some time, then get her number 😄 See if she's shy you don't wanna be too forward, not that you were gonna go up to her and say 'hey I want your number and then sex...if you don't agree to sex I will spike your drink and then have sex with you...either way I win b*tch!' Then you slap her a little bit maybe 😬

can you say restraining order? 😛

Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
you do things the weird way, RJ.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Shit gets done ✅

*facepalm* I bet.