Etiquette

Hey, it'd definitely get her attention.

walk up to her and and kiss her

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Hey, it'd definitely get her attention.

2 words: restraining order.

But hey, if it works, it works.

maybe she'd like the approach... >>.

Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
2 words: restraining order.

But hey, if it works, it works.

maybe she'd like the approach... >>.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Hey, dude said "get her attention", he never said in a positive way.

I missed that. 😂 why yes, yes that would definitely work.

See? haermm Walk up to her and blow a snot rocket in her face!!!!

so much for being subtle haermm

Originally posted by Bigon
There's a very pretty girl who is at the office as a summer job.

How do I get her attention? Bearing in mind that workplace etiquette forbids anything like flirting?

You could always just run into her in some sort of casual work scenario and just initiate some small talk. Just get her to talk about something and say "Wow tell me more," and you're goddam guaranteed to get more.

Originally posted by Sancty
Ja a sexist idiotic comment like that will definitely help 👆

It just might. A lot of women love being compared in a favorable manner to other women (Same goes for men, too. Positive reinforcement n' shit). Although the comment he used did sound a bit weird for striking up initial conversation. I'd save it for when she's comfortable with talking first.

You are quite right, my mother is like that.

I have already tried small talk on a number of occasions, but have never got round to anything interesting. I always forget what to say at the crucial moment, it's like she can turn me back into an inarticulate teenager... hmm does that mean she is the one.

Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
can you say restraining order? 😛

I can say that I may have...signed a few, that may have been given to me by the odd few *ahem* courts....your very pretty 😐

Ask her to go for a coffee on lunch or something. Just something really casual, nothing serious. Maybe you can strike up a better converstaion if you're in a more relaxed environment.

Then grab her bewb and go "honk."

Touch her tummy and say "Soon this will be plump with my seed."

haermm Seed.

Scary guys...

Walk up to her, hair dishevelled, eyes wide, covered in sweat, and say "I worship the devil."

No no, that is how you treat old or plain women not those who are mega foxy awesome hot!

Megan droolio

Originally posted by Bigon

hmm does that mean she is the one.

No, and never. It just means you need to build up more XP when it comes to talking with girls. Typically I just try to keep a bit of my smart ass side on the back burner for whenever I need to make witty remarks about what she says (because getting her to laugh is always a good start) and ask her to tell you more about whatever she's talking about, whilst listening in the process in case she tries to pop-quiz you midway. Don't be overly nice or you establish yourself as easily manipulated, because then you become her innocent little boy toy, nothing serious. In other words, learn to be confident. You don't have to be an *******, but don't be a weenie, either. You gotta find a nice medium. Well, not necassarily, I have some friends who are total shits to women, and yet they still get laid, but then again those women are hollowed out crepe shells that have been filled with insanity and jizz, and you don't want that shit.

Originally posted by steverules_2
I can say that I may have...signed a few, that may have been given to me by the odd few *ahem* courts....your very pretty 😐