What if Raiders of the Lost Ark was a 50's movie

Err... I cleaned it up.

Ahhh. Thats good.

That helps to uphold dignity.

Well no... it helps against the smell.

That too.

A smell so bad that the Weyland Yutani corp would seek to harness it for their Bio-weapons division.

Actually... they called yesterday.

Excellent.

They said everything was going to be just fine.

😂

Thats reassuring. 😖hifty:

I thought so. And they're coming in very early, so they said they'd bring some eggs for breakfast!

Hahahahaah I have to see the size of the toast you'll need to dip in THOSE motherf***ers...!!! 😂

I brought some extra bread. Is that okay?

Highly unorthodox... but okay I guess.

I can't wait.

Those eggs might surprise you.

They did... they opened and some weird spiders jumped out and hugged the Weyland-Yutami people. They seemed to love them very much. The sad bit was they also hugged the Guinness Book of Records people...

Anyway, after the ambulance took them all away because obviously they were very tired after the hugging, I tried tasting one of the eggs... They were quite awful...

Did those tired people change their white shirts for red and white ones?

Dunno... I heard there was some disturbance at the hospital. I think that was some time before those black cows came stampeding through the streets.

Were they cows...?

Wow. That didn't sound like mooing....

I wasn't paying attention really, I was watching Oprah.

Ah thats probably where you where you heard the mooing.