What if Raiders of the Lost Ark was a 50's movie

In Oprah no one can hear screams... so I guess that rules out mooing.

Especially if she sat on you...cause its all over, then.

She didn't do that. Lucky me.

And lucky for the floor under you too...?

That is gone BTW.

Was it not reinforced with titanium...?

No. Should I have?

Maybe.

I guess so... It's quite a mess now..

Hindsight.

'Specially when that hind is so big that its all you can see.

I keep stumbling over that huge crack...

If you stare to long into the abyss, the abyss will stare back at you.

The fumes already are...

😘

*Distributes cyanide capsule to Queeq.*

Poor soul. This'll help when it gets too much..

THanks.

*dies*

(But dies happier at least, than someone left to die at the hands of that asscrack.)

*dies with head on Blu Ray of Indy IV, the last glimpse is the cover*

😂 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEQ.......!!!!!!!

Poor sod. What a horrible way to go...!!! 🙁

It is....

I bet he could see the bit where it tells you about 'the making of" and other gopher related extras too...!!

The brave soul never stood a chance..... 🙁