What if Raiders of the Lost Ark was a 50's movie

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George Lucas' Gophers and Aliens

Dark Gopher Rising

The Approaching Gopher

The Gopher Academy trilogy

Boba Fett: Gophers of Deception

Secrets of the Gophers

Jedi Apprentice: the Gopher experiment.

The Approaching Gopher

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The Approaching Gopher

Hes STILL approaching...? Thats one SLOW Gopher! lol

Death Gopher

That's because he's an Outbound Gopher.

Who would win...Outbound Gopher vs Wicket..?

Hmmm part one of the Furry Fights Tournament?

Indeed.

Next week: Wicket vs Chewie

Chewie will be crushed.

Especially when he finds out that originally, ROTJ was gonna have him and his people kicking the Empire's ass, before it went to lowdown, underhanded, cheapass, stinking Ewokery.

But lucky for him we get to see his planet in that little obsolete snippet in ROTS... he must be thrilled.

Delighted Im sure. And equally so at he and his family's coverage in the Holiday Special. That totally would make up for the loss of a finale in which we'd finally see Wookies ripping arms out of sockets and ramming heads up asses Hancock style.... 😖hifty:

Now that was a great film... hope they release it on Blu Ray soon.

Knowing Lucas, it'll be the addition to the 23rd reissuing of the Blu Rays just to draw some extra cash, despite his previous position on the matter.

Still waiting for a full res release of the original prints of the OT.

And you'll wait a lot longer.

I think Lucas will add some digitally created additional scenes of Kashyyk to the Holiday Special. I'm sure he'll bring back Jefferson Airplane to do a special wood dance with the Ewoks as well.