Juggernaut,Lobo,Hulk vs JLA

Started by KingD193 pages

^That's actually well thought out and could totally work if they do it right.

Originally posted by Master Court
Ok. So it's a big public assembly; a stand, a podium, a big flag, the mayor, cops, press, thousands of civilians, in a big park, with confectionery and concession stands.

The plan : Divide And Conquer

Chuggernaut moves in from the side, Lobo moves in from behind, and Hulk from the front. Lobo acts first, silently jumping from a rooftop and landing on Flash, KO'ing him from the start. The JLA are alert, but Lobo puts his hands up as if to surrender, stalling the JLA. Chuggernaut, who had already started running when Lobo jumped, crashes through the stand, taking the JLA off their feet. Right after that, Hulk throws a good sized building over the crowd. Superman immediately flies out to catch it. At that mark, Chuggernaut cold-cocks J'onn, KO'ing him. Superman is still trying to find a place to put the building. Hulk grabs a handful of civilians and leaps over the crowd. While in the air, he chucks the civilians towards Green Lantern. While GL is catching the civilians, Hulk lands and charges. Before Wonder Woman makes her move with her lasso, Lobo kicks her from behind. She skids to a stop at Hulk's feet, where Hulk ground-pound KO's her. Chuggernaut stomps GL into the ground for another KO. Superman sees his friends are in trouble and BFR's the building into space. Hulk and Lobo pitch civilians towards Chuggernaut. Superman speeds down to catch them. However, holding two civilians severely restricts Superman's speed, leaving him wide open to Chuggernaut's grip. Lobo and Hulk quickly move in. Both take one of Superman's arms, stomp his knees out from behind, and Chuggernaut makes the KO punch.

So, was this what you had in mind, or just "Brick Team, 10/10"?

EDIT: Actually, I just realized, my plan didn't turn out to be "divide and conquer" after all. Ah, well. F*ck it.


Won't work. Flas doesn't get hit. WEven id the attack is an ambush, they would have to be way to quick. They aren't.

I can make a counterattack. Flash steals their power. John TPs Lobo. Superman BFR's Hulk, and the rest play with Jug

Or we could do it like this...

Xaviernaut mind-rapes every JLA member but GL(he has mental shields😉 ), then he makes them fight GL while he, Hulk, and Lobo sit back and sip lemonade.

Originally posted by xJLxKing
Won't work. Flas doesn't get hit. WEven id the attack is an ambush, they would have to be way to quick. They aren't.

I can make a counterattack. Flash steals their power. John TPs Lobo. Superman BFR's Hulk, and the rest play with Jug

Except there's no "counter-attack". The "ambush" part implies the Brick Team get the absolute drop on the JLA. The JLA are oblivious. So Flash is smiling, waving to the crowd, having a good time, and suddenly a thousand pound brick lands on him. Flash doesn't have super senses, and falling less than a hundred feet is absolutely silent, so Flash has no forewarning and therefore would not dodge. Flash being the first to be KO'd is what makes the plan work.

Originally posted by Master Court
Except there's no "counter-attack". The "ambush" part implies the Brick Team get the absolute drop on the JLA. The JLA are oblivious. So Flash is smiling, waving to the crowd, having a good time, and suddenly a thousand pound brick lands on him. Flash doesn't have super senses, and falling less than a hundred feet is absolutely silent, so Flash has no forewarning and therefore would not dodge. Flash being the first to be KO'd is what makes the plan work.

Actually, to flash, time is always in slow motion. He sees time slowly. Without pis, he ain't getting hit by those slowpokes

Actually, Flash can react in Planck time...and deliver enough IMP's to BFR all three combatants.

Originally posted by xJLxKing
Won't work. Flas doesn't get hit. WEven id the attack is an ambush, they would have to be way to quick. They aren't.

I can make a counterattack. Flash steals their power. John TPs Lobo. Superman BFR's Hulk, and the rest play with Jug

Lobo won't be getting tped by Jonn. If they cut Lobo they are screwed the Jla need to bfr they will be in for a fight.

Originally posted by iceman24567
Lobo won't be getting tped by Jonn. If they cut Lobo they are screwed the Jla need to bfr they will be in for a fight.

WW lasso will hold him done

I think the team is smart enough to know how to take first.....and that would be Flash...HOW? Mind rape by evil mad charles, after that it gets ugly for the JLA

So Flash is suddenly going to look up and see Lobo falling towards him?

Originally posted by Master Court
Except there's no "counter-attack". The "ambush" part implies the Brick Team get the absolute drop on the JLA. The JLA are oblivious. So Flash is smiling, waving to the crowd, having a good time, and suddenly a thousand pound brick lands on him. Flash doesn't have super senses, and falling less than a hundred feet is absolutely silent, so Flash has no forewarning and therefore would not dodge. Flash being the first to be KO'd is what makes the plan work.

Ambush is not the same thing as prep and it doesn't say much for the trio if that is the scenario you have to create for them to win.

Originally posted by KingD19
Or we could do it like this...

Xaviernaut mind-rapes every JLA member but GL(he has mental shields😉 ), then he makes them fight GL while he, Hulk, and Lobo sit back and sip lemonade.

💃

Originally posted by KingD19
Or we could do it like this...

Xaviernaut mind-rapes every JLA member but GL(he has mental shields😉 ), then he makes them fight GL while he, Hulk, and Lobo sit back and sip lemonade.

That won't work on WW and I doubt MM either. So that leaves 3 leaguers he has to worry about and take out Clark and Wally. Assuming the JLA has basic knowledge of Xaviernaught, I think they'll know who to send to deal with him.

Originally posted by Sasaraixx
That won't work on WW and I doubt MM either. So that leaves 3 leaguers he has to worry about and take out Clark and Wally. Assuming the JLA has basic knowledge of Xaviernaught, I think they'll know who to send to deal with him.
Mind rape would be tough on all the Justice leaguers actually.

The problem with Juggernaut's team is...they have no combat SPEED...except for Lobo, and even he would be blitzed by the Flash.

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Jla goes down.