The official THIS IS WHY YOURE FAT Thread

Started by Darth Jello6 pages
Originally posted by Bicnarok
some of the concoctions seem rather odd, bacon with doughnuts and things like that, surely this sort of thing don't taste good when sober.

Well, when you consider that prior to WWII, Peanut Butter was commonly eaten with bacon bits and sold in tubes in that combo by Oscar Meyer or that in certain regions, its a common hamburger topping, it really isn't that strange. Gross, but not strange.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Well, when you consider that prior to WWII, Peanut Butter was commonly eaten with bacon bits and sold in tubes in that combo by Oscar Meyer or that in certain regions, its a common hamburger topping, it really isn't that strange. Gross, but not strange.
Actually that makes perfect sense, peanuts go very well with a multitude of sweet and savoury foods.

Meat Baby

Man that shit is childs play. The only one i could forsee having a prblem with is the big betty. That bigass burger is a king kong whopper

Note the slogan of the site: "where dreams become heart attacks".

I gotta post this because the prepackaged horrible foods are always worse-

yummers

"Nuts and Gum: Finally together!"

Dear God!!! The El Nino!!!

This is why Americans have the highest rate of anal fissure and rectal prolapse in the world.

Originally posted by Darth Jello


Bet the bacon flavoring is as fake as a blondie with silicon breast implants

I found a few things I think I could handle out of all that mess and pure junk:

The pink panther; a brioche roll with cotton candy filling

Toasted ravioli; deep fried ravioli (I'd struggle eating more than 2 peices)

Breakfast pizza; A sausage pizza with bacon and eggs, topped with mozzarella cheese and country gravy as sauce

The Ol' Brown Eye; A chocolate frosted Krispy Kreme donut filled with a Krispy Kreme donut hole

Bacon And Grilled Cheese Egg In The Hole

Granted, I'd only have as much as I could without puking... one a year of any of those would do me...

ohhhhhhhh yum... doubt I could go halfway through a serve though

Bacon Infused Waffles

Originally posted by TRiNiTYfemi
ohhhhhhhh yum... doubt I could go halfway through a serve though

Bacon Infused Waffles

That looks slobberingly* delicious.

*It's a word, damnit. IT'S A WORD! 😆

I would (attempt) to eat every single thing that's been posted in this thread.

Or like those f*ckin' Krispy Kreme chicken sandwiches our county fair has. Oh. My. Gawd.

Originally posted by BackFire
I would (attempt) to eat every single thing that's been posted in this thread.

And you'd die from all the fat... ze eeend!

I'm gunna try this... and eat a whole serve...

CHICKEN AND WAFFLES

this thread is exactly the reason why i stick to rice and viands.... typical filipino stuff. and the occasinal pizza. hmmm.. cheese...

filipino food is awesome... but you gotta indulge now and again...

haha yeah.

I want cheese pizza now. or veggie pizza.

it's a good thing me and my family are going out tomorrow to celebrate a has-been-a-week birthday, haha.