Fork Lift Racing Track

Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

This is KMC's first allround championship of Fork Lift Racing!

Please enter by giving your name, the name and colour of your forklift and get yourself a start number.

When all contenders are in, the race will begin!!!

Mechmoggy - 26 from B'ham England
My fork lift is called "Forking Moggy" and is blue and has big smilies 😄 painted on each side.

You get number 3.

two places before where he ends

How exactly will this work, are you gonna roll a dice to see how far we each get?

Uhmmm..... YES! YES! Great idea. 😄

First get your starting numbers.

Mah - forklift: Mr.Hippopotamus, colour: turqouise

Fitch - forklift: T-REX , color:dark grey nr:7

I'll put money on the hippo!

Driver: Jayride
Machine: Utensil of Death
Color: Reflective jade
Engine: 454 Alcohol/Electric Hybrid Magnum V12

(note: The barrels in the front and back are actually real beer kegs filled with 180 proof vodka. Sipper helmet included.)

name Dexx.
fork: forky.
Colour: pink
no. 007 if possible, thank you

007 is equal to 7 so you cannot have it 😛

Name: Tex
Fork: Björklift (get it?) *giggle* [picture enclosed]
I'm lucky #13

Bjorklift! Brilliant! But my money is still on the Hippo.

😂 you might want to practice some on perspective drawing

Is this better, Mah? 😈

primitive.....but damn good 🙂

well, well tex..I had a chat with Björk just now and she was horrified after contact with the state of Texas!

that was a hit under belt......🙂

*faints*

How outrageous!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am in a furious rage!!!
😂

That's brilliant Mah!

But to butcher the fabulous dress Björk wore at Cannes is unforgivable! 😉

*cuts brake line to Mah's forklift *

See you at the race 😈