Fork Lift Racing Track

*Mech overtakes Gundy's horse-drawn Amish Fork Lift with ease and begins "mooning" at Fitch to put him off*

what about all those spikes there?

WOW! The action! The Frenzy! Such Chaos and Mayhem. The crowd goes wild.

Not all agression has the desried effect. Here's the current ranking:

1. Tex
2. Mech
3. Fitch
4. Gundy and Dexx fighting it out
5. Mah
6. Queeq (to show he's not partial.... YET)

MAH! Get that hippo moving!

oops.
hmm, dexx and gundy fighting, that should slow them down.
mah inflates the blow up doll of a female vampire he has brought with him, and throws it to fitch's forklift.

Hope that does the trick.

Queeq hits the pedal and manouvres quickly through the live obstacles.

Gundy fires clown gun full of bantha poodoo at Xeth and zooms past, catching up to Fitch !

Who's Xeth???

I don't like vampires.I am a chick loving vampire 😄.So it doesn't works
Gundy is in my back.damn.I pull out a picture with queeq and a beautiful lady by his side.Gundy remains in back preparing her knife for queeq...🙂

Better keep your eyes on the road.

Dim loads her gun from the sideline.

and the top is ?

*looks at Dim on sideline*

Yikes ! Tuskens !

Sorry queeq, Xeth is BB's game name. Had RP on the brain there for a minute...

*sees pic of queeq with another woman that Fitch is holding*

*goes berzerk with jealously, calls Jango Fett on comlink, orders him to zoom in on Slave I and blast queeq with laser cannons*

*lifts shirt and flashes Fitch in order to distract him, thus neatly catching up to Mech*

I cannot look under u're shirt.....ergh hell....why not !? 😄
But I'm speeding up keeping myself in the front area.....

*Projects hologram of brick wall in front of Fitch, causing him to swerve off course, Gundy zooms ahead !!*

*Rapidly eats 8 tins of beans then uses parp-power to take the lead from Tex, also leaving a noxious gas trail behind*

*Fitch makes a hole in the floor and start useing the Flinstones power.He goesallll the way in front.(a bit disguist of Mech's gas)

WOW....the crowd go wild, despite the fact that the dust prevents them from seeing anything. When the dust clouds lift we see the current ranking upon approach of the end of the first lap:

1. Mechmoggy
2. Tie between Fitch and Tex
3. Gundy
4. Queeq
5. Dexx
6. Mah

Queeq's reaching higher up the ranks, bumps in hard and sexy into Gundy's rear. 😉

queeq, what ARE you doing back there ????

*flips off WWII flying scarf, allowing it to fly back in the wind and blow over queeq's face, thus blinding him* Take that, Red Baron !

*hits gas pedal hard, uses CB radio to distract racers in front*

I say, Tex, Good Buddy, ya'll best turn right up here, looks like there's a county mounty hidin' behind that portable parkin' lot at that thar choke n' puke stop. That's a big 10-4.

*prepares to zoom around Tex and take on Fitch*

*Starts dropping house bricks from back of fork lift, hoping one will make someone skid off*

😈