Edward Cullen and Bella vs Blade

Ed and bella from the movie twilight take on blade, Blade has his swords and all his weapons, even his car, Bella has a twig. Some may ask 'Now why would steve put this here, should be in the movie forum?' well my bowel moving members chances are it would be closed there, I'm putting this here simply because I really quite dislike Ed and Bella the emo vampire pussy and Bella, the clingy girl who's soo deperate for a boyfriend she'll date a vampire who said he wanted to suck her blood, thats not a boyfriend thats someone you put a restraining order on. This is very much a spite thread and I'm pretty sure there's other members here would agree with what I say..not all of you..but there's gonna be some.

So who wins? 😱

Blade hands down
as long as he moves fast[even though Edwards supposed to be the fastest] and slits Bella's throat[no more man voice] and holds a mirror up to Edward to shock him to death with his own looks

I'm sure his hair style was very fashionable around the time that Jesus was around but nowadays it's just...well it's just really bad 😬

i can just see this kind of face when he drops dead XD

Oh dear...that'd do it but I reckon blade would just torture him loads, make fun of him...put him in a headlock and call him gay over and over

id pay to see that
record it
then make a huge profit from it

Plus blade can show him was sun light really does since a portal dragged Bella and Ed to Blades universe where vampires don't turn into sparkly glowy pixie fairies...they burn

😈
me likes

Bloodlust is on for blade as well, plus he's allowed to run bella over with his car...he can run Ed over as well

Edward doesnt even have the slightest ounce of bloodlust in that tiny brain of his

image of Bella's face getting run over "shock"
crylaugh

Image of Bella when she thinks of Ed naked g_boner

I like this fight simply because Ed and Bella die

same aweyes

funniest image yet

Thats the happy lesbian couple right there

i damn near pissed myself when i first saw that

I can't remember if I've seen that one before or a different one, plus I think it was a gif but I'm not sure

edward's and bella's only chance to win is to make a much better film than twilight was 😂 😂 😂

Thats just not gonna happen UNLESS they make one where both die in some horrible way

Edward stopped a speeding truck with one hand.

That makes him stronger than Blade.

That's something I guess. 😐

Edward has better physical stats than Blade I think. The problem here is Blade has weapons, experience and skills. Edward loses.

And author admitted this is a spite topic... Maybe remove Blade's weapons and there would be a better discussion.

Originally posted by Placidity
Edward has better physical stats than Blade I think. The problem here is Blade has weapons, experience and skills. Edward loses.

And author admitted this is a spite topic... Maybe remove Blade's weapons and there would be a better discussion.

I did originally put this in the OTF cuz it was a spite thread so I wasn't sure it would be allowed

To make this more interesting I'm gonna be a little fair towards Ed here, first fight Blade has his weapons...second fight, it's an H2H...I said I'd be a little fair, thats why first fight blade has weapons 🙂