Edward Cullen and Bella vs Blade

Blade wins.

does it count if I say that because I just really, really hate Edward Cullen? 😛

Yes but also because Blade really would win, Ed would whine on about how he won't let blade win and hurt Bella, then Blade throws his little spiked disc thing and takes Eds head off then has sex with Bella cuz Blade is just that awesome and then he kills her to

Second fight Blade wins by punching Ed so hard in the face his fist goes through Ed's head lol I rhymed, wish I could rhyme all the time 😄

Originally posted by steverules_2
Yes but also because Blade really would win, Ed would whine on about how he won't let blade win and hurt Bella, then Blade throws his little spiked disc thing and takes Eds head off then has sex with Bella cuz Blade is just that awesome and then he kills her to

Second fight Blade wins by punching Ed so hard in the face his fist goes through Ed's head lol I rhymed, wish I could rhyme all the time 😄

SCENARIO:

Blade gets pissed because Edward sparkled, and everything a blur and edward dies.

or this:

😛

Hey I did that once...then I woke up 🙁

But yeah Ed would die when he comes across blade in may ways blade could just kick the guys ass

Originally posted by steverules_2
Thats the happy lesbian couple right there

Don't insult lesbians like that. They deserve more respect.

Originally posted by chilled monkey
Don't insult lesbians like that. They deserve more respect.

I'm sure they do...

Blade kills them by simply breathing on them.

With Garlic breath

Yeah, Edward would manhandle Blade physically. 😬

Shitty as Twilight may be, that is not changing.

Originally posted by steverules_2
I'm sure they do...

That's right.

While Blade is obviously the more skilled of the two. Edward is by far the stronger and is just as fast if not faster then Blade. Blade is the more agile of the two, but Edward is no slouch in that department either.

Edward may be physically tougher as well. In that it appears the only way to kill a "Twilight" Vamp is to dismember and burn them. Because it takes "Twilight" vamps effeort to tear each other apart and they are much stronger then Blade. Blade doesn't have the strength needed to tear Edward apart. It unclear what effect if any Blade's weapons would have. So in the end like him or not Edward is going to pull out a win here.

You serious? Blade unloads a clip into Emo Ed, indo story.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You serious? Blade unloads a clip into Emo Ed, indo story.

Though not entirely explicit on the matter in the movie. It still suggests that only way to bring a "Twilight" vamp down is dismemberment and burning. So it's unlikely that even if Blade can hit him ( Edward ) that said clip will have any effect. Edward could after all stop a speed vehicle with his hand and suffer no ill effects and catch vampire thrown baseballs traveling with far more speed and force then anything a human could throw given vampire strength. With out bruising, damage etc.

So Blade can unload all the clips he wants. Its not going to change the fact that Edward is stronger, possible tougher, and faster.

Edward may suck total ass, but in terms of pure physical power, he surpasses Blade.

Hmm I will do a respect thread on Edward soon. Just cause he is emo doesn't mean he's weak. He is much faster and also stronger than Blade.

But he never showed fighting prowess that was even close to Blade. Just because someone can run fast doesn't mean they are uber combatants. Stronger than Blade? Questionable. Blade is far more durable also, light years ahead of Ed.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
But he never showed fighting prowess that was even close to Blade. Just because someone can run fast doesn't mean they are uber combatants. Stronger than Blade? Questionable. Blade is far more durable also, light years ahead of Ed.

Blade has massive regen, but injuring him doesn't seem harder then doing so to a regular human. If you cut him he bleeds etc. I don't recall Edward/"Twilight" vamps doing the same.

So again Edward is more durable.

Blade has zero feats that come even close to the vehicle stop. In fact Blade doesn't have much in the way of strength feats at all.

Its not just that Edward runs fast that nets him the win. Its that he runs fast, is stronger then Blade, and is more durable. As for skill, yes Blade is far and a way more skilled, but no amount of skill is going to make up for the fact that Edward is tougher, stronger, and faster. Its like a highly skilled 4th grader vs a grown man in body armor.

Blade's taken on more powerful foes in the past that would make Ed shit his pants and go crying to his manlady friend bella..and don't forget I did make the weapon fight fair...i gave bella a twig 🙂

Originally posted by Riot-Gear
Blade has massive regen, but injuring him doesn't seem harder then doing so to a regular human. If you cut him he bleeds etc. I don't recall Edward/"Twilight" vamps doing the same.

So again Edward is more durable.

Blade has zero feats that come even close to the vehicle stop. In fact Blade doesn't have much in the way of strength feats at all.

Its not just that Edward runs fast that nets him the win. Its that he runs fast, is stronger then Blade, and is more durable. As for skill, yes Blade is far and a way more skilled, but no amount of skill is going to make up for the fact that Edward is tougher, stronger, and faster. Its like a highly skilled 4th grader vs a grown man in body armor.

Blade jumped from the hospital to the adjacent building, dunno how far it was, but that took a shitload of strength. He threw the girl too, remember?

Blade being highly skilled compared to Ed having shit skills is all he difference Blade needs, dude. Ed cant fight. When do we ever see him fight? And please dont count the last scene in Twilight.

Plus blades taken on hordes of vamps including super vamps in blade 2 when he had to set off that big light bomb thing, he was taking on a whole buncha them without even breaking a sweat...Ed would died then and there