Would you rather be Colossus or Thing?

Started by KingD193 pages

^True, I remember he bounced off a wall and curled into a ball, then slammed into this dude who was stronger than him physically. All that movement plus Pete's strength took him down.

Colossus impressed Psylocke with his agility and speed. And she's a f*cking ninja!!

She's a sexy f*ckin ninja....with a sexy british accent.

Originally posted by KingD19
How awesome would it be to just be having fun in the club, or at a party, then some guy shoves you.

You: This is not a problem you want.
Him: Bring it punk.

(You trigger the change, growing about a foot, and gaining a few hundred pounds. Plus you're a robot and in the Class 100 range)

You: Bring it...b*tch.

(Outside of the club.)

The guy goes flying through a wall.

Plus, even when transformed, Colossus loses no mobility, he can still grab things and move unhindered, unlike the cheesy poof rock.

and if you were the thing, you'd be sitting out side the club unable to get in.

Except for better Public Relations I don`t see why anyone would want to be Thing.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
and if you were the thing, you'd be sitting out side the club unable to get in.

But without a pending assault and/or manslaughter trial. It's kind of a toss up.

Strengthwise, I would like to be The Thing.

Colossus for every other thing

See wut I did thar?

Originally posted by Knowsbleed33
Thing. Colossus is a whiner.

how?

Originally posted by SoulDevourer
Thing is stronger iirc

he wishes.

also, Colossus. just too many advantages imo.

Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
Strengthwise, I would like to be The Thing.

Colossus for every other thing

See wut I did thar?

😠 😠 😠 😄

Originally posted by Aztec123
Colossus, I can revert back into to human form and have s*x with my girlfriend. 😄

Hell I'd stay in metal form & bang my girl 😱

bump

Colossus has several advantages, and none of the disadvantages that the Thing has. Strength is pretty even, Thing has better fighting skills, Colossus has limitless stamina in armoured form (it's true); the big one is reverting back to human form whenever he wants.

Originally posted by Nestical
Hell I'd stay in metal form & bang my girl 😱
Colossus loses his genitalia while in metal form

Originally posted by roughrider
Colossus has several advantages, and none of the disadvantages that the Thing has. Strength is pretty even, Thing has better fighting skills, Colossus has limitless stamina in armoured form (it's true); the big one is reverting back to human form whenever he wants.
Colossus imo is the more skilled fighter.
Originally posted by Starscream M
Colossus loses his genitalia while in metal form
Not sure about that.

Yeah, while Thing has skill, he can't employ most of it because the way his body was deformed. Colossus is a master at Judo, and other forms of fighting, and has demonstrated it. Like when he took it to Savage Hulk, he used his skill and strength to take him down.

And nothing says Colossus loses his nether regions, if anything he gains unlimited stamina in the bed as well.

Originally posted by KingD19
Yeah, while Thing has skill, he can't employ most of it because the way his body was deformed. Colossus is a master at Judo, and other forms of fighting, and has demonstrated it. Like when he took it to Savage Hulk, he used his skill and strength to take him down.

And nothing says Colossus loses his nether regions, if anything he gains unlimited stamina in the bed as well.

He should stay in armoured form and take it to She-Hulk some night then! 😈 She'd be into that, for sure.

Originally posted by KingD19

And nothing says Colossus loses his nether regions, if anything he gains unlimited stamina in the bed as well.

from all the scans, I would say he does lose his nether regions

Colossus boxers change along with his body

id rather be colossus.

1 stronger of course

2 can change back to normal self

Originally posted by Starscream M
Colossus loses his genitalia while in metal form

says who?