Would you rather be Colossus or Thing?

Started by Starscream M3 pages

Originally posted by -Pr-
says who?
the pictures.

Originally posted by -Pr-
says who?
maybe he's tested him 😄

Originally posted by Starscream M
the pictures.

show me one of these pictures.

Originally posted by -Pr-
show me one of these pictures.

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Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
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that's not proof. he's just wearing boxers.

Originally posted by -Pr-
that's not proof. he's just wearing boxers.
so you want a picture of colossus without the boxers ? 🙁

Originally posted by -Pr-
show me one of these pictures.
my, you are quite defensive about Piotr's manhood... 😮

here's a good picture where Piotr is thrusting...and clearly there's no genitalia

happy?

Originally posted by chomperx9
so you want a picture of colossus without the boxers ? 🙁

if they're claiming to have seen one, then they must have.

Originally posted by Starscream M
my, you are quite defensive about Piotr's manhood... 😮

here's a good picture where Piotr is thrusting...and clearly there's no genitalia

happy?

you've heard of underpants, right?

it's only the way tons of comic males are drawn...

Originally posted by KingD19
Yeah, while Thing has skill, he can't employ most of it because the way his body was deformed. Colossus is a master at Judo, and other forms of fighting, and has demonstrated it. Like when he took it to Savage Hulk, he used his skill and strength to take him down.

And nothing says Colossus loses his nether regions, if anything he gains unlimited stamina in the bed as well.


I'm pretty sure Thing can operate as well as he could in his normal body by now.

He can't even reach his back.

Originally posted by KingD19
He can't even reach his back.

In which issue?

I can't remember, but somebody jumped on his back and was working on the back of his head, he couldn't reach them.

Colossus is Stronger by far (Class 100+)
He's more durable.
Looks cooler
Has Kitty for a girlfriend
Can revert to human form whenever he wants.

No contest.

Colossus FTW>

(Not that I hate Thing, but geez, come on)

Yo.

Colossus, cuz hes SHINY!!

Tazer

Originally posted by KingD19
I can't remember, but somebody jumped on his back and was working on the back of his head, he couldn't reach them.

I could see that happening to literally anybody in a comic. I wouldn't even be surprised if it happened to Doc Ock and his back is covered in arms.

Colossus IMO
1. Can switch between forms
2. Stronger
3. Just as agile in either form not more agile in either whereas thing is clumsy in his form. I don't think super agile is one of his powers
4. He excited kitty during one of their sex sessions so much she phased through the bed and floor... I forget the issue... Which means the man is stacked!!
5. He doesn't seem to weigh as much as thing in hero form... Which allows for easier stealth though not by much

Actually he has proven to be more agile in metal form, he once jumped a few feet of the ground, and once his feet were on the wall, he pushed off and curled into a ball, so he could knock over someone stronger than him.

And his weight is inconsistent, he's billed as 500lbs, but he's slowed the X-Jet down before in metal form, and he was stated to be two and a half tons or something like that in X-Force, or X-Factor, can't remember which one.

And Alvis, I meant they were right between his shoulder blades, most people could reach back and grab someone on their back, Thing can't though, his body isn't shaped for it.