John McClane versus "Quarantine"...

Originally posted by dadudemon
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Yeah, i think if McClane knew that he was facing zombies he'd just McClane the entire building by blowing it to hell and ride the flames to safety.

Blowing it to hell how?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Blowing it to hell how?

For someone who's recently pulled a Diehard marathon, you sure do doubt McClane's ability to blow shit up.

OK, he uses his zippo on a gas line, risks blowing himself up, and risks being shot as he rides the McFlames to safety?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OK, he uses his zippo on a gas line, risks blowing himself up, and risks being shot as he rides the McFlames to safety?

Now you're using that melon; this would be old-hat to McClane.

*Cues witty line* "And here I though my old-lady burned me in the divorce. Yippee-ki-yay, undead mother****ers!"

And the police outside? They just let him go?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
😆 what?

It was just so ridiculously over the top. I thought the McClane jokes were worn out...but you guys keep coming up with new ways.

It's like....McClane is the new Chuck Norris for jokes, here.

Hey, I think McClane takes Riggs, that's all, I aint on his nutsac.

Lol Yes you are.... The Riggs one.

(mustve been a job shifting Murtaugh off of your new home first, though.)

Considering that I told you long ago that I lie McClane more, and especially now that I admit Mac takes Riggs, why would you say that?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And the police outside? They just let him go?

He's a cop; they're a cop... it's irrelevant though, he need only survive the apartment/infected as per the thread stipulations; he clearly can. /The McEnd

Not without being bitten, he won't.

Prove it.

Basically its the luckiest man ever to walk the face of the police precinct.

Whom has never once been killed.

He, though, levels and smites all and sundry whom oppose him blowing them to f***dom come, be they Terrorist, armed robber, armed forces of the military, whomever.
All succumb to a firey, deathy death.

It doesnt look too good for the Zombies.

Prove it how? Dude, he took damage galore in his exploits, why wouldn't he take damage here?

Cause that would equal death...
(if it even affects him at all...it could be that such infection wouild be regarded by McClane as a mild hangover, by his usual hangover's standards....)
And McClane cannot be killed. 😛

Oh yeah, there's always that haermm

Well onscreen feats count.

And he hasnt been killed onscreen.

Yeah, that works 🙄

Napolean Dynamite hasn't been killed either. He would make it out with his 'skills'.