John McClane versus "Quarantine"...

Started by Rogue Jedi3 pages

Pee Wee Herman too.

Originally posted by Placidity
Napolean Dynamite hasn't been killed either. He would make it out with his 'skills'.

But there was no one trying to kill him for four movies.

No teams of international terrorists.

No Corrupt paramilitary.

No FBI Choppers.

No CIA jets.

That might be why HE wasnt killed..

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
There were several Germans in a building with him in Die Hard.

And look what happened to THEM.

win.

Originally posted by Robtard
McClane's taken stepping barefoot on glass damage, varies bumps, scraps and bruises from falls, jumps and explosions, he's been punched, kicked and beaten; even shot at times. But this has all been from skilled/capable opponents and death-defying escapes.

These chumps would charge and McClane would kill them via weapons listed above before they got within biting range.

This isn't rabies, it has similar traits, but not the same for obvious reasons. This is a moot point though, as he's likely not getting bitten, for reasons listed.

Dude...you forget he would probably shoot himself in the process to wtfpwn a zombie.

Well they aren't zombies and truthfully sending him in unarmed would be completely unfair. Sheer awesomeness, one liners, or yelling yippee-ki-yay wouldn't save him here.

McClane didn't make it through any of the DH movies without being grappled or wounded. Here, the FAST "zombies" will run him down, will bite him. Yes, he will kill them all, but no way in hell he gets out without being bit.

Highly unlikely anyway.

I could ruin the sequel for you and tell you what they are (REC 2, the better version) and unless McClane has something that can literally blow apart heads (i.e. shotgun, assault rifle, giant mallet), he isn't killing a single one of them.

P.S. they're are more than just 7 of them in the building.