Indy IV DVD..500 uses....?

So given the pain and suffering caused by the release of 'the movie of which I can barely repeat it's name cause it was so horrifically banal and shitty' (aka TOAS or KOTCS).. I thought my copy would make a good ashtray as an alternate use.(1)

Queeq prefers to employ his as a frisbee (2).

So the question of this thread would be:

What ways of using your copy can you think of, that are still preferable to putting it in your player and watching it...>?

Can we reach 500 different alternate uses, between us here KMCers...?

😛

(3) Used as Brake Disc pads for van.

4) Coasters... only to be used with the picture side down

Oh of course wouldnt be tasteful otherwise...! 😄

5) As substitute ninja star for repelling invaders to your home.
(Will spilinter in their eyes too, hopefully, on impact)

6) Disc ornament in the lips and ears of certain African tribal women.

7) Replacement roundabout for underfunded town centres planning to build better systems of traffic.

8) Hip new frames for special LFL spectacles.

9) As a poop scoop for those embarrasing moments when the dog (or even the wife) shits all over the floor when people are watching and theres no avoiding the shame, just pick it up with your dvd and shovel it into the nearest bin.

(Plus you get the irony of using shit to clean up shit.) 🙂

hehehe

10) Ice scraper for the car, that way it makes itself useful

11) Use it as a clay pigeon at a rifle range.

12) Christmas tree ornaments

Hahahah Festive.

13) Replacement "cat's eye" for motorway surfaces.

14) As cheap armour plating for crash test dummies at car factories.

15) Trinket give aways for natives... somewhere, wherever the USA decides to invade next.

😂 Which brings us to:

16) Used for remoulding into 8 million plastic cards bearing the inscription:
"So long and thanks for all the oil."

And to make the humiliation complete:

17) As full bonus DVD's to share the wonderful cultural heritage of the US of A.

18) All six billion trillion copies are woven together and floated in space between here and the sun, turning the world to darkness so Michael Bay and Luc-berg's plan will be complete.

19) As a reflective device to use all the little bits of lights remaining on the planet.

20) 1 copy broken, so I can slash my wrists on the sharp broken edges when that all happens

21) Use the broken pieces as a killing device to those who caused it